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Why we have disorders

spotted this morning off of Memory lane, highly doubt it's anyone on here. Probably a Tbricker .

A soldier walks into a bar and says, "Anyone want to hear a Marine joke?" A guy stands up and says, "Hey, see me? I'm a Marine. See that 6'2" 230 lb. guy? He's a Marine. See that guy, 6'4" 250, he's a Marine. Still want to tell that joke?" Soldier: "Not if I have to explain it three times."

Dear Abby: . My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. . Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. . Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslums. . Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. it's just so horribly creepy! Can you help? Signed, Lost in DC . Dear Lost: . Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

TITS! And not just any tits....like Jessica Jaymes tits man. seriously. now get a spoiler and get rid of the wood grain!