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THIS DOLL SHIT IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15653074

does it honestly even surprise you? while i can understand your frustration, but it sorta comes with any type of design or artistic work.

you almost could see the cats anger building till it snapped.

who would have started reving the engine? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVdMySWfAIQ&feature=related ohh and this picture amused me...

^best pic i have seen in awhile. +1

http://www.break.com/index/guy-breaks-up-fight-from-his-window-2216778 lol

http://news.national...f-defence-laws/ "On a rainy day in May 2010, Joe and Marilyn Singleton returned from dinner to their rural acreage near Taber, Alta. The couple usually left the lights off to save energy. But on this night, the lights were on and a dilapidated station wagon was in the driveway. Mr. Singleton parked behind it and headed through the garage, grabbing a small hatchet used to chop kindling on his way in. Inside, the house had been trashed — furniture knocked over, dishes smashed, pictures torn off the wall; jewellery, cash and video games were missing. Mr. Singleton left his wife to call 911 and headed out into the driveway, where a burglar was trying to flee in the station wagon. “I told him to sit there, the police are coming, we’ll sort it out,” he recalled in his first public interview. “That’s when he put his car in reverse and smashed into our car. “Then he put the car into drive and it was then I thought, my God he’s going to smash into the garage door to get away and my wife was right on the other side.” He reached into the open driver’s side window and hit the man twice in the face with the blunt end of the hatchet. The thief ran and got tangled up in a barbed-wire fence. When the RCMP arrived 20 minutes later, they intercepted two more thieves who had gone to get a pickup truck because their car was too small to carry away all the stolen loot. If this was Hollywood, this is where Mr. Singleton’s story likely would have ended. But in a tale that has become a familiar real-life refrain, the injured thief, a 19-year-old repeat offender who was out on bail after threatening another homeowner with a crowbar, received house arrest for the burglary. Mr. Singleton, whose only run-in with the law was a speeding ticket six years earlier, was charged with assault with a weapon and assault causing bodily harm, offences that carry up to 10 years in prison." ---------------------------------- me: you can read the rest of the article, including why he was charged and what changes have been suggested.

http://imgur.com/a/WQnFs case mod lol

ohhh, thought it was general jokes. my bad

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

http://www.break.com/index/man-saves-calf-trench-2194265 whats this? im not getting this?

thoughts? worth it or not? http://catalog.usmin...16626&langId=-1 edited part: just b/c it made me laugh (nws, pron ads) http://chanarchive.o...ean-brb-suicide

im not sure, but some sort of doll craze going on? for some reason i dont think its young girls buying this shit anymore. http://www.foxbusine...beat-estimates/ "Mattel's 3Q Matches Street's View; Barbie Sales Soar 17%" im in the wrong damn business, should be selling fucking dolls. :arob:

i cant wait till monday to play this off as real... http://www.cbc.ca/th...-next-election/ its a short audio clip but funny and this funny pic...

http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContentPrint/1/0/23559/Egypt/0/Saddam-double-escapes-Alexandria-porn-kidnap-gang,.aspx

now i have to deal with these protests coming to canada, not sure what they are protesting since our big banks didnt go broke and need a bailout. Sorta ironic that the hippies like to protest things like horrible big oil so they march downtown, holding up traffic, so that it makes me idle my v8 while i blast the a/c. Then i get overly hungry, stop and buy steak and cook it non renewable gas. SEE WHAT THEY MADE ME DO!!!

most of these are pretty old and some could be reposts, but they have been sitting open for awhile on my taskbar...

i have returned with more WTF.... nsfw, http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/jenny-and-her-husband-get-a-whore nsfw btw i havent read the entire thing yet. from what i got so far, its a bit weird.