monopoly???
im stuck on an island with no hope of rescue. Unfortunately no beautiful women crashed with me, just Helga. Helga is female, but she is one of the most horrid creatures that man has ever seen. Between her face that resembles my poor patio stone and a figure that only the roman empire dare attempt to conquer, she does have the ability to possibly satisfy after 10 years of completely being alone. Helga nags, costs me a fortune when it comes to feeding her, and keeps popping out gremlins every year.
Ohhh, but wait... while on the island i have seen both a goat and donkey. Maybe she doesnt have a monopoly?