dragon17

Too easy

Now that I think about it, you're right. All of those Clinton KFC thigh jokes are getting old as well. :D

Uh...um....yeah....that's gotta be the worst joke ever. You suck at the funny.

It wasn't mine. It was to signify that these Bush jokes are getting old that that he's going to be stepping down in 3 years and that we need to focus on the future. Hilary perhaps? ;)

"President Bush was really sweating this, because he knew if Kerry won, he's probably make Bush go to Iraq and finish his National Guard service."

Playing golf with Peterson?

Scott would be the club and OJ could act as the ball.

If the death penalty were enforced, and celebrities weren't given preferential treatment, we all know where OJ would be.

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse."

As president, I picture Walken similar to Frank Abagnale Sr. in "Catch Me if You Can."