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javadoc

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  1. Flashing high-beams at you... move over!

  2. I like the new format I think. I had a bit of a double-take when the page first loaded, as if I'd gone to the wrong site, but it's pretty cool, IMHO. I'm still trying to figure out where the 'view last post' would be on a thread, but I'm sure that'll come to me. Nice job, Charles.
  3. Never been there. But, imitation is the truest form of flattery, right?
  4. You guys are making me hungry. I like their Bonzai burger too. Messy, yet satisfying. I also like their pulled pork sandwich.
  5. I'm totally serious. I'm sure that I shouldn't have gotten out of the car but I was thinking that the deputy was there to help out. Ha, was I wrong! I know a lot of cops and I'll have to run this thing by them and see what they think.
  6. GD Dougl-ASS County Sheriff's dept! I was taking my daughter to her dance school this afternoon, minding every traffic law, and merging onto the main road going through town. Before I can merge, I blow an IC hose ($(@)%{:content:}amp;!@#(*{:content:}amp;!@*(#$@#!!!!) and realize that I don't have enough power to merge. So, I hit the hazards and roll on through the end of the merge section, which turns into an 'only' lane... trying to be safe. Boom... Sheriff's squad-car is on my butt before I can even blink, lights flashing. I'm thinking, "Wow, how nice... he realized that I was having some kind of mechanical issue and is here to help." So, I make a turn onto the next street (which this 'only' lane is for) and pull over safely... pop the hood and get out. Officer gets out and I say, "Oh great thanks for helping me out, my car is stalling on me." Deputy Dawg has his hand on his piece and says, 'Get back in the car... I'm not in the mood to get shot at today." WTF??? Me in my DISNEYLAND SWEATSHIRT, looking so menacing... So of course I comply. Far be it from me to invite this guy to work out whatever issue he's having today, on me. However I did mention to him that I was "having a mechanical problem and that's why I didn't merge. Possibly he could assist me." He ignores this, blinks and... He has me give him my lic, reg and insurance card... and then goes back to his squad. For no joke, 13minutes. Maybe he was playing WOW or something back there or watching beastiality porn videos, I don't know. He comes back and says that he's going to sight me for an expired insurance card (happens that it expired YESTERDAY, and I didn't grab the new one off the desk). Mandatory court appearance. What? I say, "Well uhh, thank you for that. Did you not hear me that I said that I was having a mechanical issue?" He says, "Well if that was true, why did you roll through that merge lane, then blow the entrance to the only lane?" "Did you see that I had my hazards on, sir?" I asked. "Yes, I don't really care why you had your hazards on... have a nice day." And he leaves me, technically disabled on the side of the road! So here I am, court date for BS, loose IC hose (and lacking the 11mm wrench to fix it...) and Mr. Serve and Protect drives off! I had to limp the car to the dance studio, and then limp the car home, keeping the revs up so that it wouldn't stall out, SOB!!! Seriously tempted to write his supervisor a letter...
  7. Is this a repost? Boost Mobile commercial...CLICK ME
  8. So? We all know that a seeing a silver for sale is like getting a free pass to a whore-house for you Justin!
  9. QUOTE (matt b @ Feb 13 2009, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>No kidding, I always thought that was funny. The kid already knows what he'll look like as an adult! And damn handsome at that!
  10. Why yes, yes he did! I'm just waiting for him to come home with the "Shocker" version. B)
  11. Here's a video that I shot of my son, after he came home from preschool the other day with a new song that he had learned. We all know the song, just maybe never seen the hand motions quite like this. Hilarity ensues at about 28seconds... I may have to have a little talk with the teachers, you think? Right-Click and Save... Fumpkin Song
  12. Truth. I'm talking about the rubber gasket between the tank and bowl... not wax. I'm on my second gasket, and about to talk to the good folks at Lowe's about the product that they sold me.
  13. Man, that sucks. Are you going to be okay leaving the subfloor there, or do you have to rip that out too? I've been cussing at the new basement toilet for the past two days. Installed, and can't get it to stop leaking, like a drop every 10-20seconds. Friggen coupling between the tank and the bowl. I've used Vaseline, wax from a (new...) wax ring, wrenching down bolts, cussing... and the bastard still leaks... drip...drip....drip. I swear it's laughing at me. Time for a liberal dosing of silicone sealant, me thinks.
  14. Ah thanks Reid. I was really starting to get grumpy with the outline layout. All those gamma rays inside my body from that I was exposed to back in my lab... hulk angry! ;)
  15. WTF is up with the forum formats today? I get a single post (say, when I click to see the latest post) and then a tree of all previous posts, below. I no like. Anyone else seeing this? Looks like this (reduced)
  16. Hopefully this isn't a repost, but I give you... Olivia Munn... Jumping into a PIE!!! Yes, it's work safe! Well, turn the volume down maybe in case your co-workers are listening.
  17. Some Gixxer Kart fun And GixxerKart-v-Dodge Viper. Guess who wins?
  18. Where's the R32? All I see are 'Bimmers.' And, maybe a Volvo truck. I do like those morphs though.
  19. Let's see... LSX engine, built. Add a twin turbo set up. Oh yeah, needs some nitrous. I hope they have stock in a tire company. Obviously the car's just a showpiece, and not a driver.
  20. Probably. Well it's not like I have a moose on the car or something. For some strange reason, your comment reminds me of a bumper sticker that I saw...
  21. why can't ppl scratch up the passenger side of the car? That side isn't perfect...
  22. I go back to my car after dropping my boy off at the sitter... coming up on the back of the car and say, "WTF?!?!?" Hopefully they'll buff out. This must've happened at Target yesterday. F'n people!!
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