fightinchunk

made it home alive. fat chick tried to coax me into bed. they're fun to ride till someone finds out.

you should see the rice up in jersey, it would put those miami ricers to shame.

in representing lambda chi. you guys are right, we're all drunken douchebags. every single one of us, everywhere.

why must you lie to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!?!?!

so im the tonly one to pst here since the christmas. I am actually drunk and posting...which i kinda thought was lame but mistakenly i went to a bar with ALOT of monkeyin old peole. irish bar called st james, wayy too many old peole. seriously the most attractive chick there was htis 30 yrs old chick with a fish net shirt and a cross necklace likea gth wannnabee. soo bad night, hope you all hada better one. hand smells like lputr leoin

nope, mazda furai

twins are creepy as hell. ala the shining twins

It's goatse

LIAR!!!!!

so that next morning, I kinda sit up in bed, gasping for water. I can hear my mom on the phone in the livingroom. She then abruptly ends her conversation on the phone and screams, "U PISSED IN MY ROOM!!!". I kinda think that i just used her master bath, but she runs up to the room and re-enacts the whole thing: faces the dresser drawers, leans back, does the "whipping out the dick" motion and just stands there with a huge smile on her face. Other than that i was a good little drunk. Paid my bartab, no puking in my buddies car, no running from cops resulting in torn pcl's. Everything was fine and dandy, other than the fact i pissed on my mom's clothes. ohh also, found out i left my phone at the bar, turns out that some chick that i've known since elementary school(thought she was kinda uglyback then, but turned out pretty cute for an asian chick) took it to put her number in it, and i ended up leaving without it. hit up her house last night to pick it up. house party highschool style + kegs of yuengling + a couple shots of mr boston after most people left = in her jeans by 1. Till her brother came home. Overall good weekend.

89 dollar bar tab = me pissing on my mom's dresser drawer at 3 am

Don't tase me BRO!

they're protesting the fact that the retaurant serves duck liver?