Austin H

Well I was looking for just a roomate and the occasional booty call and while the booty call was good (she was a squirter!) the roommate situation was bad. Not looking for a GF for a while and she was sending all sorts of mixed signals regarding that. I'm young and there's too many single women for me to pounce on that I can't settle right now. Also she made me rearrange my furniture and I was like I'm a dude. I put furniture down when I move and it stays there ever since. Trying to control my life damnit. I don't know maybe I have a problem too. I don't negotiate or compromise in situations. I make people fully aware of this but they feel like their different and it will change for them...

Nope thank god! [quote name='RZT5' timestamp='1322301297' post='2040412'] Where have you been? she went batshit crazy apparently..

Ah na it came from your sisters tits. hahah

Right there with you. When I was in Alaska I got a little 8oz bottle of maple syrup for $18. Best waffles ever!

Just woke up a half hour ago. Making some waffles!

Drunk /thread

Hey Spencer get to the crocodile right now. All drinks are on me. Oh wait your in fucking California. I hate you.

Boobs?

Yes sir. Done last Thursday, got home Friday. Oh hey speaking of which when you going to PDX? Also I got a new phone so pm yo # please or text me. I didn't backup my old phone lol

Umm Robbie asked about some guage and if I knew anything about it, then wanted me to ask you about it, then I tried, then you didn't respond to my text, then I cried, then I remembered you have no service, then I told Robbie you have no service then yeah....

1. He has options...move 2. He can be homeless, won't change my life. Little rule to live by. Don't complain about something unless you have a solution. I just see complaining.

Easy solution to all of this.

My roof has a 20 year warranty. So assuming you will keep this new roof for 20 years that's 250ish a month. You spend more than that on cigars each month.

I know right? Chuck wants 10 a gallon but bitches when netflix increases their prices. lol

False alarm.

Did you impress any lady's with this awesomeness?

Adam how much attention is your car getting from the public now?

You know I'm a natural with a bow and arrow. I can shoot over Magnolia to Bainbridge fucker. lol

Which one? lol

Had one. It went missing.

It's fucking 8 in the morning. lol

Taylor did you get your turbo on? I've been fighting a wicked cough and just would have vommited everywhere.

You need a motorcycle endorsement for that anyways so just take the money and buy a motorcycle.