Keep Calm Chive On

I can't see at work the pictures no come up I am currently porn stash'd up tho! so I hope I look like Miami Vice with a brick in the lock box of the Benz

We have discussed a whole over yonder trip... timbo & I just need to invest in some blueblockers and make magic happen... plus I need to get my first plane trip out the way, thought it would be out to Timbo-fornia but turns out it's to the cocaine capital aka Miami...

here in upstate new york we know a thing or 10 about trees... plus we have a lot in common... I'm hard / they are hard They burn / I ... went to space camp If you chop them with an axe they fall / me too everyone loves a good hardwood

TIMBO... I'm awake!!!!! damn diesel... hahaha

no one peeped me on my trip to Boston... sad panda... But I will say on the ride home an 850 Turbo hopped on the highway and I passed it... it caught up then gave me the thumbs up & went to juice it... so I plopped a bitch in third & womp womp vroom vroom... then we just cruised doing 80 until I had to pee & stuff

Timbo... from Bill & Ted's excellent adventure

... don't fuck with our bromance... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfyqka2TC48

and the wheels just keep on spinnin...

I still like the Teak trim from the Ocean Race editions (sorry its in no way related)

come on people lets keep this P/C... AFRICAN AMERICAN marble & AFRICAN AMERICAN walnut... regardless... is it rare? and it has been spoken for...

BOWCHICKAWOWWOW... in a totaled car... saw a beat up car noticed it was tan and it was eww light tan... looked in no biggeie. then I did a double take then SPLOOSHHHHHH saw the trim. Didn't have time to keep poking around I didnt even see if it was some special edition or wheels or seats or anything just ran over saw that snapped a shot. I was test driving a GLK as a loaner while my pops got his "C" Service did in the ML and no joke by the time we got 10 min away they called saying they were done and we still hadn't eaten. soo yea... idk what it is but is it rare? unicorn rare? doesn't look good on tan...

Imma has...

Oh P.S. those brake kits are still available... just saying... cause someone looked them up when someone was catching up on some like Volvo Accessory reading whilst ducing

There was a 850 McTitties at Harry's U-Pull it and it was all decked out even though it was a NA it had all the awesome shit like premium sound, door sills, rimpz, the DTM tip etc.

holy shit for the love of god I am making minikitti glasses and a mustache... YAYYYYY

I wouldnt mind them or 1 really. I got Eibach sprangz. I dont plan on putting them on the car but some day when I have a fancy sauce box all my goodies stickers will go on said box of saucy fanciful ness

did someone find ads of the world? cause there is a bunch of awesome ones send this to mattypoo

The EM6 that are shown top left in all silver look way to similar to the Ronal LX for sale... yet they probably cost 10X more + your first born. From that angle it reminds me of the G8 yak. I loved the G8 yak so its not a bad thing. fappity fap fap

http://thethrottle.thechive.com/2012/01/13/dirty-afternoon-randomness-40-photos/ #38 what rimpz are them? polaris esk but look 19+ ish

hahaha his tail is spreadin shit like they threw it at a fan hahaha I watched this at work... I'm crying

Ford Modeling Parties are the shit !!!

Love me some Advan Wheels!!! Always wanted the ADVAN T5 for my T5 minus the whole fact of they are worth more than my T5 haha

As long as the relays arent shot you can simply rip out the system and beat the piss out of it with a golf club. That is what I did. I removed the pump, pulled the + & - out of the pump it self, put electrical tape on them, left all wiring & relays. beat pump like it owed me money. The ONLY time I ever got a code was on a cold morning once every 6 months when it would typically come on and help heat up my non existent catalytic converter to help it become efficient earlier. I assume this would cause my P0455 like BtownVolvo but I based it off the fact that the 02 sensors are preparing to detect a change causing it to shut off the 1st one, after nothing is changed because my pump isnt pumping warmer engine bay air into my pretend catalytic converter it goes ahead and assumes the SAS pump took a dump. Since I have had an ARD tune & it may or may not have been deleted for off road use only. Prior to the delete via tune all I did was remove the pump itself (the OBX Downpipe didnt have a bung for SAS anyways so yea) and leave the power leads to the pump taped up. There is no way for the car to know if the Pump is actually using the power from the signal sent. The relay closes and says GO GO GADGET PUMP. it doesnt know that the pump isnt actually in there because its still sending the signal... just to nowhere

if you tell yourself your a 1%'er your a 1%'er haha I make shitty pay, doing shitty work, and I don't bitch and complain to the government blaming them. Yea I complain about my job sucking some balls because it does but I'm not about to quit and hold a cardboard sign telling no one who gives a fuck about it and expect something in return. I keep working until there is something better and hopefully I can move up the food chain. I lost my job in architecture after I graduated because the work wasn't there. Sure it sucked obviously but I didn't cry and bitch and say lets protest. I got my fucking ass up and applied for jobs regardless of what they were. My busted ass hip & I got a job slinging kegs for 11 hrs a day 6 days a week because I am not a pussy or expect hand outs and understand that I have bills to pay. Sure it fucked up my leg but I wasn't about to be a little bitch about it and let myself get defunked financially. People feel that some jobs are below them, then ever day they go without working at their job someone else is more qualified to do what the other thinks they are entitled to. Then we have to have a pitty party of why they are down at wallstreet holding a sign saying "I want free money because I would rather take a hand out than earn my dues..." Fuck em all! If I had my leg rebuilt 2x and still took a job moving kegs 11 hrs a day 6 days a week because I was smart enough to realize I have bills and would try my hardest to keep what I have I'm sure some fuck can find a job flipping burgers even if they feel it is beneath them. I wasn't thrilled about my job and I was ruining my body even doing it but... life is a bitch and I was gunna keep that bitch in check PIMPSLAP. Its called motivation and 99% of America doesn't have it. Me just being motivated puts me on that 1% level haha