Seagrams

I was talking to the little daughter of a friend of mine, and she said she

wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal

Democrats, were

standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the

first

thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until

you're

President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull

weeds, and

sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery

store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use

toward a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom

glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why

doesn't

the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the

$50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her folks still aren't

talking

to me.

All I can say is that I'm impressed. I can't wait to see the in person. You should come up to the Rein's Deli meet on the 22nd and/or the meet down on Long Island on the 15th (The food will probably be better at Rein's )

where's the meet on LI?

It took me 10 hours Saturday, and the same Sunday - Seamus did his in less than half, so I was thinking I was kinda slow.....

you are my hero :rolleyes:

MOAR PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!! lemme see!!!!!!

The Mythbusters are beating up on a 9 series volvo I think they've gone too far!!!!!!!!!!