get a night job. i went to sleep at 630am this morning, got up at 2 to watch football, and i work in an hour. instead of sleeping in on off days i sleep in on work days and get up at like 8 or 9am on off days to make them as long as possible.
for some reason when people were mentioning Bob Barr I was thinking of Bob Arnold from the Simpsons Episode Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington. I just realized I made a horribly irrelevant and nonsense joke a couple weeks ago.
I'd say there are more people with grad and post grad degrees that are 21-30 than there are college students 18-21. I didn't look it up though so I could be wrong.
you're not a doctor of anything. you qualify as "some college experience" right now which is less than standard. BA or BS is standard schooling these days.