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Mossback

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  1. So I was in Las Vegas for business this week and took my usually dawn patrol walk past the casinos. (not many people around and the ones that are out are usually interesting to watch since they probably have been going all night) My late night partying got pretty much used up in the last century. I saw these recently discarded Daisy Dukes in a planter box. I'm trying to imagine what the story is as to how these ended up there, any guesses?
  2. http://www.speedhunters.com/2014/07/the-awd-turbo-v8-volvo-super-amazon/?utm_content=buffer9dc9a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
  3. I keep forgetting how young you guys are, 36 years ago was one of my best summers ever ( working as a go-for on an IMSA crew) Congrats Erik
  4. Portland Jokes “Here’s a life hack for you guys: If you ever need to get your entire T-shirt and counter wet, wash a spoon.” —Tanner Hodgeson “Being sober in a nightclub is like being a journalist at war. You can blend in for a while, you can wear the outfit and hold the equipment, but the moment when shit goes down, you’re like ‘Uuuuuuuh, nope.’” —Peggy O’Leary “I was talking to girl and she was into me but she was drunk, and you’re not supposed to have sex with a drunk girls because that’s rape. So I just got drunker than her because that’s how morality works…. Watch out for the guys who just clapped at that. That joke’s called, ‘Where are the monsters?’” —Curtis Cook “Have you ever noticed that when you’re eating pizza with a group of friends, there’s always that one friend who volunteers to eat everyone’s crust? Next time, take a closer look at that friend, because they’re probably just a bunch of pigeons in disguise.” —Matt Ingbretson "I like reading the nanny ads in New York. ‘We’re looking for a Mary Poppins for our children.’ What a whimsical way to say ‘white’!” —Alice Wetterlund "Is anybody here who owns Voodoo Dougnuts?" (Nobody responds.) "Voodoo Doughnuts is pretty overrated.” —Kumail Nanjiani “Portland is a magic place, a dreamy place. A place where diagonal streets happen everywhere for no reason. ‘Hey, how do I get there? Oh, take seven rights.’” —Sean Cullen When asked about living in a van: “For starters, I have to choose all my beverages based on my ability to pee in their containers. I don’t know if you guys ever have to make that decision at the grocery store, sizing up a fruit juice. ‘Well, this is low in sugar, but can I pee in it?’ You want to go with a wide-mouth, 32-ounce Gatorade, not a 20-ounce Diet Coke. That’s not a dick joke, that’s just simple ergonomics. When you only have 54-feet of living space, it’s really important none of it is covered in urine.” —Dave Stone “All my friends thought I should do Internet dating. I think people who meet on the Internet and get married should be required by law, to use their username in the ceremony right there in the chapel. ‘Do you, Snapplicious69, take DonkeyKongSr, as your LOLBFF?’” —Dwight Slade
  5. I couldn't begin to address it, Here's an explanation, its different depending on where your house was situated in 1997/1998. I was in a good neighborhood, high tax area in those days. Houses in the gentrified areas close in to downtown enjoy 1/2 to 1/3 of the rate I pay for a similarly valued house. http://www.jolynne.com/property-tax-portland.html
  6. I really hate the property taxes in Portland, but the "death by a thousand cuts" city taxes aren't near as bad as soon as you get out of Multnomah county. No sales tax in Oregon either. I think the same lower tax rate applies once you're out of King county too..Car registration is a bit spendy in Washington, but I would like to not have state income tax. here's a WA taxation review with links http://www.city-data.com/forum/washington/113967-if-theres-no-state-income-tax.html
  7. Portlandia at its finest. Friend of mine staged this cosplay shoot at his barbershop (that's him in the middle holding the PBR) . Lulz..... Cosplayer: Miss Sinister Cosplay Character: Sagat Series: Street Fighter.
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