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Mossback

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  1. Of course I immediately thought of Justin on the road but noted it was a Tennessee politician. Man Arrested For Driving With Genitals Hanging Out Window at 90 MPH http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/04/man-arrested-for-driving-with-genitals-hanging-out-window-at-90/
  2. Warbird Seks http://youtu.be/nLMDIlxUa58
  3. NSFW language http://youtu.be/0ilMx7k7mso
  4. Possibly NSFW...but very dramatic http://youtu.be/_zR6ROjoOX0
  5. Pixies "Surfer Rosa" Turns 25 http://youtu.be/xJncHEZ3URs http://youtu.be/L4BSNloVf6o
  6. Yeah, I'm a Joss Whedon fan. http://youtu.be/jk5kkLNPg8g
  7. I'm sensing a pattern here, move to Toyota maybe?
  8. A cop stops his patrol car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The guy is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his ass-hole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance. The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?" The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke." The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke." She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth.
  9. Spence, Doing very well, Wife is good, the uncomfortable bit of my stuffs is done, just gotta grow some hair back now. I will send you my phone and e-mail.
  10. As an Honor Guard bagpiper, I play many gigs for other people. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a county cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man. And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.” Apparently, I’m still lost… It’s a man thing. (D)
  11. No mas treatments

  12. how is the weather shaping up there for Sunday, chance of traditional showers here in the morning, usually dries up by the time we hit Lewis/McChord. Speedshine anyone?
  13. Gay marriage stopped in Portland http://www.ifc.com/shows/portlandia/blog/2013/01/portlandia-puts-a-stop-to-gay-weddings
  14. From back in the day. (om a C.A. guy myself)
  15. Spotting a gearhead http://jalopnik.com/5978318/ten-ways-to-spot-a-gearhead-in-real-life?popular=true&utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow I loled, #3 is too true (for me)
  16. Kevin stalks all the girls, remember his Cassie episode ?
  17. Wait until May, Garage sale discount usually applies to the catalog too.
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