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HAY HAY HAY.. just because I got shot down by those two bitches last night (the fat girl doesn't count), doesn't mean I'm ghay. Looks like we'll do Palo Alto bars later. Though I think finding Asian girls would be easier in SF then PA. Oh and for the first time in 2 weeks, I am getting drunk a lone at home. The smallest things can get you ticked off.. lame.

Way to go, administration! </sarcastic tone> http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204313604574328621808977640.html

Nice, awesome video. Novikov did an awesome job taking that car to the finish.

Pretty hung over from last night. Was supposed to be up at 8am to make a call to a client, totally spaced out. Although.. Ketel One.. breakfast of champions!

http://www.labnol.org/internet/email/gmail-goggles-prevent-drunk-emailing-on-friday-nights/4808/ Brilliant. Now to apply this to text messages.

Can you fuck up your stomach by binge drinking too much and too often (like.. daily)?

Just got home. According to my breathalyzer I'm at 0.04%, so I was good to drive. Cheapest bar EVER... $15 for: 1 White Russian and 4x glasses of snake bite. Amazing.

Just saw a woman with an X3 at the Chevron drive off with the gas pump still attached. It ripped off, made a huge clunk, she stopped to see what happened. When she realized what happened, she pulled it out and then rushed over to the pump where it came from (you can see the end still hanging), curled it up into a pile and ran off as she looked around. Haha. I thought this stuff didn't happen in real life! EPIC!

Holy SHIT... http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2005/01/04/drunk-bulgarian-050104.html BAC of 0.9% and he survived... amazing.

NSFW because of langauge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLN_bR5MS0o Hahah.

LOL @ nzbindex. Search: nip tuck Did you mean "nip fuck"?

Bored.

Lawlll. xkcd is amazering.

http://xkcd.com/458/ Amen.

There's where the carpc comes into play. Put a movie on and just nap. Slept in my car many times before, it's surprisingly comfy! Usually in the passenger seat because the steering wheel doesn't bother me, but I hear legally you should be in the rear seat.

Hung over on such a new level that it's not even funny. I had an absolutely fucked up night. Got extremely drunk at restaurant, went to club with friends (someone else drove), then got even MORE drunk at the club. At 2AM I started walking back to my car which was waayyyyy too far away. Stumbled through downtown SF for like 30 minutes.. somehow I found my way. I got to my car to find a parking ticket for $51, sobered up in the car, went back home. Slept in until 1pm. Feel like shit. Remembered that I had sent STUPID drunk texts to this one girl. I hope she can brush it off... I did receive a "hope you got home safe" text from her.

Well your time wasting is just on your own accord.. my problem is related to a broad. Big fucking surprise eh?!

Not unless you go get drunkz0r with all us magedies tonight man!

I'm a fucking MASTER at wasting time, energy and my health. The past two months are the culmination of all of this: * 2 months of free time lost * Gaining head and heartache * Wasted over a grand in cash * Excessive drinking * Adverse health effects (liver, stomach, mental?) Time to celebrate that loss tonight with more booze.

Posting here ahead of time because I know for a fact that I'll be too drunk to post and my hangover will probably involve me being in the emergency room. So here's to everyone! Tonight and tomorrow night will be a tidal wave of booze!! Which will involve hitting on bunches of cute girls at parties and then ideally, getting laid.

LOL. The first photo makes him look like those Xzibit photos.

Just put strobes into your S70! The CHP had S70 T5s in some counties.

Wasn't intestinal, it's stomach acid and stomach lining related. So shitting doesn't really help, even though I did. Isn't gas, either.

My 31 hour stomach ache seems to be coming to an end. Started at 5AM last night and just now got better. I think it was gastritis from the consumption of a lot of booze.

Bah, too much gin in my gin and tonic.