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Jardim

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  1. Home early on pay day, YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA BUDDDYYY

  2. these penis, are smoking me, i gotta quit for good.

  3. A volvo rat like myself being deprived from volvo, its killing me slowly.

  4. Praystation 4 announced. monkey YOU XBOX!!!!!

  5. whores whores whores red lips, finger tips

  6. You know i didnt know what the harlem shake was, nor did i care, but today i saw jeff gordon doing it on a youtube ad. WTF internet

  7. busted myself and had 6 mai tais, what a poking night zzzzZZ

  8. Heading to mohegan with the felton crime family and being a slut on the slots.

  9. Democide, death by government. The number one killer of modern humans.

  10. and time gnaws jealous of me, watching me wanting to learn how I die of love, trying to live.

  11. Happy valentines day from mr. lonely hearts.

  12. Lacing up my boots cause I gotta work, a true mothermonkeyer going out fo tha loot!!!

  13. Strive and survive this slaughter thats all were good for

  14. Just waking up, wish I could go back to sleep till tomorrow.

  15. Nothing matters anymore, just work, make money and save it, before you know it youll have a pile of cash you can kill yourself with

  16. Another snowy night of drinking...

  17. Holy stuff man, I might be having to throw red smoke out there tonight for care package airdrops, or drifting

  18. cold night, cold night indeed =/

  19. could go for a wish granting shooting star, but i could also go for a beer or 10

  20. You ask me and i tell you i don't know why, i wish i could tell you but i don't know the answer.

  21. Just another day in paradise, except there is no drinks and half naked girls

  22. Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder what's the day and time it don't matter

  23. I could go for a quart of whiskey right now

  24. Empty feeling of fulfillment....only achieved when i dont need what i want.

  25. Losing sleep for no reason, I dont have to be up for another hour

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