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Landlord tells us to park at the church during winter parking ban. Go to clean up my car & go to work. Everyone other car that usually park there (including some neighbors) are there. Parking lot is snow free. My car got towed. Hudson Police knew about it, they called it.

Thanks to Stephan Kunz for giving me a new reason to stuff on snookie, that whorebag giant panda peice of stuff fake tan slut is pregnant hahahahhaha poking boardwalk whore

It's snowing, i haven't seen snow since i was living in the Amazon. wow!

Anyone have a pass. side pewter fender they can sell me?

Youtube said im now eligible to upload vids more than 15 mins long and i can make money off them by placing adds on my videos.....thats what i get for being a member since 2006 before anyone knew what youtube was? nice.........

Tim and eric, awesome show Timanderic awesomeshow Great Job!

Got into an accident in the T5 today. Park in a nearby lot with the other car who hit me. He gets out and asks me "Are you OK?" I lol'd and said, "you hit a brick, are YOU ok?" end result My rear bumper clip broke so it sags on the side where it meets up with the wheel arch and his front bumper cover is monkeyed.

Been saying the word "bro" wayyyy to much without trying to troll or without trying to be suggestive with it, i gotta stop being my victims.

Shrewsbury 5-0 following me on a run through gulf street all the way to the flark kingdom then sketchingly driving by....yeah not cool especially when i noticed your undercover lights through my illegally dark tinted windows.

About to snay the little snay i have left.

Isabel chews her water. lol

45 degree fingertips + 86 degree penis = no urinatory aim.

roflmaolol

Spy kids is on. I just "quit" smoking penis, end ended up smoking something else Now im watching spy kids lol

Im gonna do one thing i havent done "recreationally" in a while. Im gonna get cocked.

Heel toe? Yes heel toe.

I know what boys like I know what boys want I know what boys like, boys like lol

I haz no ax-sess to vulvaspeedo, just keeps loading...