patrick

haha i fell off the vspeed wagon for a while but i missed it too much

i miss this thread :(

hahhaahahahh DRUNK THREAD

merry christmas peeeeoples!

yea you gotta tip the b-tenders... 15-20% is what ive always heard for food, but for tending bar ive always heard ~ $1/drink.

patrick got alcohol poisoning as a result of the clemson/carolina game.. probably the best time of my life, but patrick is now done drinking.

kevin that conversation is hilarious.... i dont know how i was functioning

we alreeady have a room established in SC.... its all about hius jerk getting here so we can be male hookers.... hahaahahah

kevin is my love

it was a fine scent to be there

not really.. i have a perpetual hangover now.

kegerator makes for fun times in the humble drunk abode...

so did ya hit it?

i am obsessed with my kegerator

one in the wife beater (Bea) + eleventy billion

yay drunk pictures!!!!!!!!

my buddy garrett's bday was last night, so a halloween/bday party was in full effect

heres the lucky guy early in the night....

they mean business

daylight savings time messed us up... this should of been 3am... last call

rest of my pics are HERE

today my liver hurts

hahahahaahha did u just say "lolerskates"

yayyyyyy more drunk pictures!!!!

anyone ever made a gin bucket? well we made three the other night.. what a great way to get alot of people to black out, and wake up pleasantly missing a hangover in the AM.

wow the bottom is pretty much just gin...

my face is priceless here, doesnt hardly look like me IMO.... enjoy and feel free to make fun of me for being an alky all u want... i worked my JERK off this week, we work hard and play hard... thats how i roll .. .shoot im drunk right now, AND im studyin ;)

tequila sunrises make me delirious

no, you're a good person.. the end

haha it worked pretty well.. cept i had to see dave's manhood b/c some girl pantsed him. saw alot of boobs though so it was good. pics were taken ~12.. around 1am some girl from next door came over wasted in bra/panties. meant to take a picture but i was drinking straight captain and sorta partied my face off.

recently i get too drunk to remember to take pics.. but here are some pics from early in the other night

theme for daves party: 2 articles of clothing only

this is how you tap a keg right here..

we finished that thing in under 10 minutes through the straw

check this story out... the other night i was getting my car out of the parking garage @ ~ 3am... two stereotypically hot swedish girls were in the garage and couldnt get their car out, they didnt have enough money. so we give em a ridei n the 242, they LOVED it... too bad they had boyfriends, but they were so hot.. SO HOT, and SWEDISH... unbeleivable. definately convincing them to leave their swedish boyfriends for some hot sticky american lovin'

im busy detoxing at dollar mug night....

"excuse me tender, can you fill mine w/ water please?"

haha yea right

my drinkin really is under control, although its not reflected by my pictures. those are just the only pictures i post up b/c they are funny, half of them are just for show anyway.. dont get me wrong though, i DO love to tie on a good buzz regularly.. i am in college afterall.

im 22, thanks for the happy bday's

nah i was hoping you'd do the honors jk

you know whats really funny.. im having to take ADA classes (alcohol and drug awareness) for a beer ticket i got a year and a half ago... and they start today.. .on my birthday. apparently u cant show up drunk... weird