Kashif
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As a life long Canadian, all I can say is
Give me break
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People shouldn't be browsing forums/ humor websites while getting paid to do work.
Sure buddy
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Can. Not. Wait. to get home and read the rest of it.
You will first be horrified, and then you will laugh your ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD off.
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Those are some sick son's of women of questionable morals.
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speaking of stupid moments, leaving work late tonight im coming up on my favorite highway ramp. Barely anyone out, finally I can enjoy it. Sweeping corner to the right feeds to a promptly banked left and then a hard right. I had a lapse in judgement when I forgot it had just rained a little bit and some of that pavement is fresh. My heart only stopped for 5 minutes, I mean 5 seconds, as I felt the rear lift up as I braked and the rear suddenly starts to slide. But it was all good, sorry dudes, not yet. I guess the minor good news here is that I've been trying to get those tires loose since I put them on. About time... just.... not the right time.
Take it easy man, even though we all think we are Ken Block, we most definitely are not.
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Doing it wrong
Is that why you need Trazadone? :blink:
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29 gauge? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
29 Gauge is actually one of the tiniest needles available (Larger gauge, the thinner the needle), you should see what a 18 gauge needle looks like. :blink:
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Doctors don't actually know what to do if your penis calls the doctor's bluff
You want to bet?
In short-term priapism (< 6 h), especially for drug-induced priapism, intracavernosal injection of phenylephrine alone may result in detumescence. Use a mixture of 1 ampule of phenylephrine (1 mL:1000 mcg) and dilute it with an additional 9 mL of normal saline. Using a 29-gauge needle, inject 0.3-0.5 mL into the corpora cavernosa, waiting 10-15 minutes between injections. Vital signs should be monitored, and compression should be applied to the area of injection to help prevent hematoma formation.
Source: http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/437237-treatment
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I'd drive to the doctors office mid errection, pull down my pants in the waiting area and yell "My d*ck hurts, and somebody needs to fix it"
You don't want to know what we do, and it can involve a big needle in a place that you would least like to get poked. :ph34r:
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Side effect of a medication I'm taking for sleep (hey look at that, it's 2am. awesomeeeee) lists "painful erection that lasts longer than normal"
I was told I'm taking such a low dose that it is extremely uncommon/unlikely but talk about shitty.
Trazadone,right.
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Twenty-two today. Feels weird.
Wait till your 52 :rolleyes:
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Really? You do?
yes
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Don't jump to conclusions. You know nothing about my health or David's. You're a doc, that's awesome (seriously) but get off your high horse, we don't ave to be doctors to understand healthy lifestyles.
When you mentioned that I am a Physician that reminded me that I have act the role both in life and the cyberworld. It was my mistake to underestimate your understanding of healthy lifestyles.
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Don't jump to conclusions. You know nothing about my health or David's. You're a doc, that's awesome (seriously) but get off your high horse, we don't ave to be doctors to understand healthy lifestyles.
My Bad :)
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Seriously, no one cares.
You will in 20-30yrs
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oh so tasty!!!
Recipe for an MI, Next stop chest pain.
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uhhh how about the place that administered the shot
lots of big $ companies do them these days
When you get a flu shot, usually you sign a sheet informing you of potential side effects, plus if she is diagnosed with a psychiatric condition she has no leg to stand on.
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You need a turbo charged car, bad.
I am biding my time , I might go for 2012 S60 with Volution rims. Maybe by then they will offer a manual transmission.
she's quite the hustler, i give her props for getting away w/ it. I wonder how much she got in a settlement....
No one is going to give her a penny. Who is she going to sue, the FDA? :lol:
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Yeah, that was all over the news here. I am not a doctor (obviously) but she does not have Dystonia based on how she is moving and acting.
A patient like that usually is referred to both neurology and psychiatry after doing a full History, physical, labs (Ca2+, Mg, Phos, Potassium, Sodium) and imaging such as Head Ct's without contrast. Without evaluating the patient first hand, no credible physician could say that she is just faking, although a conversion disorder does come to mind when watching the video.
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But when the cop pulled me over I was like "I just changed my oil, and then I re-timed my cams because I was running too rich, and I wanted to make sure I was boosting properly and running AFR properly" and he was like .
Be great-full he didn't cite you for making lewd advances towards him.."re-timed my cams...Boosting properly" "Hey buddy I don't want to know what you do privately in your garage"
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I got pulled over again tonight. Seriously, my neighbors called me in for my car being too loud. I re-timed my cams, so I reved it a bit, and then took off, just to make sure everything was in line. I poking hate my neighbors.
No one likes a show off :P
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You realize my S40, one of the smallest cars Volvo makes, is 4300 without AWD...
What are you talking about, a google search on "volvo s40 curb weight" shows most websites showing it to be ~3200 lbs
Even the S40 Owner's manual states that a S40 Weighs in at, and I quote, "FWD 3165-3300 and AWD 3415-3455"
How big of a turbo have you installed in your car? :P
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After have multiple episodes of deceased people being wheeled off to the morgue behind me while I take care of people in the E.R. Safety should always win before speed.
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So the new S60 will be a thousand pounds heavier then the original one?
According to this unofficial website http://www.fastestlaps.com/car_Volvo_S60_R.html
The old R with less power and weighing 3667 lbs did it's 0-100km/h in 6.3s
Where as this one with awd according to the article at Swedespeed http://forums.swedesped.com/zerothread?id=134363
does 0-100km/h in 6.5s
so yeah it might be a little bit more heavier ~3700-3800 lbs
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If in San Francisco
The Academy of Arts and Science in Golden Gate Park
Alcatraz
If in Santa Cruz,
Beach Board Walk
If in Monterrey Bay
Monterrey Bay Aquarium - If you saw Star Trek 4 that's were they filmed the fake whales