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ch-ch-ch-ch-changes....

sigh.

But I know no matter what the waitress brings. I shall drink in and always be full.

perhaps I have grown a little cynical...

Thanks desktop migration. Poorly written, incomplete and unedited resume sent to dozens of no longer potential employers.

Can my Ft Mill people inbox me with recommendations for new resident? Pretend as if they've only seen it from I77 - because they have.

Peter Capaldi?

Does anyone local (to me) have access to a metal or even plastic strapping machine or know anyone who does? I simply need to strap a rock to a pallet. Yes, it is a big rock. Yes, I said pallet. Thanks in advance!

I've developed yet another pet-peeve. "There he is" when used as a greeting. As if the greeter has spent countless time and untold amounts of energy searching me out. Post your witty replies to this "salutation" below.

The quest for a complete and matched set of Nebula (or replicas) continues.

The problem is simple: Someone set us up the bomb.

Somewhere that normally gets this much rain during their summer is experiencing a drought. #betterthanthesummit #hydroplaningwithease

You missed a belt loop. Your lack of attention to detail has irreparably damaged your credibility. #vpofwhatexactly

I need friends in Japan.

It's called dead storage for a reason. That's what happens when you miss the last shuttle!

Hit me up on my JPhone.

It's going take an ambient shower to wake me, tomorrow.

Calling it an early night.

It seems like there is something I'm forgetting to do...

We're going to need a hovercraft.

These fireworks aren't for any holiday - just a break in the rain.

Jake ain't lying though, we had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

Successful trip to the junk yard.

I went with Limeade for my Jamboree power needs. I'm a sucker for a startup!

I went with Limeade for my Jamboree power needs. I'm a sucker for a startup!