i was gonna try and sell my vote on ebay, but never had the guts to see if they'd let me. but i did write an ad for it in my creative writing class: (dont take it too seriously) Vote for Sale Time for a quick Civics lesson: Q: Which two ideas make Americans better than the other 6 billion people we share the planet with? A: CAPITALISM and DEMOCRACY! That’s right! Laissez-faire capitalism and semi-fair democracy have allowed America to become the Head Honcho of political superpowers. Many advertisements leading up to November will tell you to get out and register to vote, which is a good starting point. However, this is your opportunity to get involved with not just democracy, but capitalism as well. Let me get to the point: I want to sell you my vote! That’s right, the winning bidder will be able to tell me who to vote for! As an added bonus to Minnesota bidders, the winner will also get to tell me who to vote into congress as well! Still not convinced? Maybe you fall into one of the categories below: Can’t decide who to vote for? Now you can cover all your bases! Do you feel you’re entitled to vote twice? Here’s your chance to beat the system! Do you just have too much money? Let me help! This would also make a great gift! Remind the 70% of the world’s population who have never heard a dial tone why you are superior and make a bid on my vote today!