steve s Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 thought it was pretty funny, came out after the elections this past week...so here it is anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdracr Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 lol, I've seen this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DougK Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Baja Canada!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontheheel Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 lol, I've seen this one:←I LOVE IT!!i've had long conversations with my roommate on how to make the world part of the republic of texas. either dallas or houston would be the capitol of the world. probably dallas, so the yankees could feel at home when they visit the most powerful city. oh man, you give texans too much free time and the right to assembly and free speech, and we spend them thinking about how to take over the world and convert it to texas the national anthem would be on a rotational basis between zz top and stevie ray vaughan songs.the national mascot would be either an armadillo or a jackalopeeverybody would carry sidearms and at own at least one pickupto prove your citizenship you have to wear boots and a texas belt bucklealso, every house would be required to fly a texas flag in their front yardall yankees would be required to incorporate the word, "yall" at least once into thier daily speech.there's alot more, but i have yet to pen an official constitution, so this is merely a sampling. half the fun of it is just getting reactions from northerners ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt1122 Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DougK Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 no offense austin, I love SRV and carrying guns but I'd have to become canadian before I became texan :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontheheel Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 no offense austin, I love SRV and carrying guns but I'd have to become canadian before I became texan ←that's the problem with the world today. i'll bet all the worlds problems would be solved if everybody converted to texanism. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Do you yanks even know where the rest of the world is? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteT5 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Doug is right. Texas sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdracr Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Texas sucks.They know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontheheel Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Do you yanks even know where the rest of the world is? ←yes, and i'm afraid of it :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashif Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 The best thing about it is Free Healthcare for all, except for 7% GST (Good and Services Tax). But I figure 7% tax is better than no healthcare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 This is all based on the assumption that Canada wants anything to do with you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderlord Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 (edited) This is all based on the assumption that Canada wants anything to do with you guys!←it's a symbiotic relationship... we need you, you need us.. and don't even get me started on canada's healthcare... Edited November 9, 2004 by '98S70R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashif Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Canada spends less than the U.S. and yet has a better Birth rate, higher birth weight and a longer life expectancy plus it covers every citizen. What more could you want in Healthcare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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