BeachRat Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 (edited) I don't know how many fellow liberals told me they were going to Canada when Bush won the election. I wasn't happy he won either, but it's as much my country as it is that right-wing nut job's: I'm staying put. This was in an email and it made me laugh, it's something both sides can enjoy. Its happening already! The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O’Reilly.Canadian border farmers say its not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night."I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry."He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left. Didn’t even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields."Not real effective," he said. The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn’t give milk."Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves."A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border.Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers."If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies."I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just cant support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said."We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts, and we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out.” Edited November 30, 2004 by BeachRat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Crap, it's Vietnam all over again. Can't you people just stay in your country? Canada is full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che'_Moderator Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 And whats the source of that artical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt1122 Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 artical?←I'm guessing that's how they spell it too. http://www.google.com/search?q=+The+flood+...:en-US:officialI'm guessing it's from an e-mail, I see no legit sources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderlord Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 hahah.. joke.. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashif Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 (edited) Can't you people just stay in your country? Canada is full!No were not, in fact if you have any kind of engineering or science degree, Canada wants you . Just ask any all of the south asians in Vancouver and Toronto, and they'll tell you thats how they came. Canada figures the more immigrants the better for the future economy and the country in general. Heck even the white people are immigrants for Greece, Italy, and Ireland (They were the ones who built Toronto during the 60s, 70s and 80s). Edited November 30, 2004 by Kashif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 (edited) No were not, in fact if you have any kind of engineering or science degree, Canada wants you . Just ask any all of the south asians in Vancouver and Toronto, and they'll tell you thats how they came. Canada figures the more immigrants the better for the future economy and the country in general. Heck even the white people are immigrants for Greece, Italy, and Ireland (They were the ones who built Toronto during the 60s, 70s and 80s).←Kashif, I was being facetious. I say we open up the Yukon to the American influx. Edited November 30, 2004 by Red 850R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashif Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 (edited) open up the Yukon to the American influxHow about the North West Territories. Prime real estate there and you can have your own moose as a house pet. Location, Location, Location. And for the Red states you can drill for oil Canada has it all. Edited November 30, 2004 by Kashif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontheheel Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 ha that's funny stuff. one thing though...why do liberals think that we all like bill o'rielly? he's somewhat of a nutjob that takes the most extreme stance on issues, whether he be on the left or the right (yes, he does have left wing positions) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdizzle Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Haha, I like that one Greg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachRat Posted November 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 I'm guessing that's how they spell it too. http://www.google.com/search?q=+The+flood+...:en-US:officialI'm guessing it's from an e-mail, I see no legit sources.←Hence why I said I got it in an email. I know it's not legit, but it's still funny. As for Bill O'Reily, both sides have their extreme nut jobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdizzle Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Haha, I like that one Greg!← :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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