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thats just retarded :lol:

I am naked eating chicken nuggets in a hotel in Austin Texas at 3am

Ahhh now that image is burned into your mind :lol:

I will never stay at whatever Hotel you are at...which one? Please tell me Motel 6. Those are always the best. I lived in one for 2 weeks and there were cops there every night!

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MARCIUS

He that will give good words to thee will flatter Beneath abhorring. What would you have, you curs, That like nor peace nor war? the one affrights you, The other makes you proud. He that trusts to you, Where he should find you lions, finds you hares; Where foxes, geese: you are no surer, no, Than is the coal of fire upon the ice, Or hailstone in the sun. Your virtue is To make him worthy whose offence subdues him And curse that justice did it. Who deserves greatness Deserves your hate; and your affections are A sick man's appetite, who desires most that Which would increase his evil. He that depends Upon your favours swims with fins of lead And hews down oaks with rushes. Hang ye! Trust Ye? With every minute you do change a mind, And call him noble that was now your hate, Him vile that was your garland. What's the matter, That in these several places of the city You cry against the noble senate, who,

Under the gods, keep you in awe, which else Would feed on one another? What's their seeking?

gotta start memorizing for theatre <_<

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I will never stay at whatever Hotel you are at...which one? Please tell me Motel 6. Those are always the best. I lived in one for 2 weeks and there were cops there every night!

I dont stay in shady hotels like that Marriot baby :lol:

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Ok, so Sunday in my soccer game I jammed my big toes pretty bad... now my toenails are turning purple because there is blood and puss underneath them... well the pressure is HORRIBLY painful so last night I could not wait to go to the DR

I sterilized a Xacto knife and slowly and painfully cut under my toenail to get the blood out... as I slowly did this I then proceeded to rip my toe-nail up and off... cutting along the side was the worst part.... after I got it off I sterilized my toe and the knife again

i was sober

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Should have done it drunk man.

I woke up one day and my toe nail was completely broken in half, no pain, couldn't figure out what happened but it just broke off.

Soccer? I thought you coached soccer or did I get that completely wrong.

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