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Don't get a gun unless you're 100% willing to handle and accept all the responsibilities and potential outcomes of owning one, especially if you're put in a situation where you may feel it's necessary.

An axe handle does just as good work, if not better, in situations like that sometimes ;)

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Don't get a gun unless you're 100% willing to handle and accept all the responsibilities and potential outcomes of owning one, especially if you're put in a situation where you may feel it's necessary.

An axe handle does just as good work, if not better, in situations like that sometimes ;)

I had a really realistic looking airsoft gun in the room. I wonder if they took that.

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I know what you should do!!

to deal what is happening right now... follow these steps

1. go to your bank

2. withdraw $200 in 5$ bills

3. get back in your car and drive to the local friendly's (here is the one closest to you.. link)

4. ask the hostess to seat you in the most comfortable yet spacious booth they have available for the next 4 hours

5. slap down $5 and tell her to keep the food coming....

6. do not ask but TELL her you want everything on the menu and not to stop till you have passed out in a food coma

7. when you wake up in prison use change from your Friendly's Feast to call your sister Robin

8. when she comes over to pick you up... tell her to take you to your place

9. when you get to your place... take a big dump from your Friendly's Feast and start to clean up

you will be so happy after that dump and after your Friendly's Feast you will not be mad about your house/room

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I know what you should do!!

to deal what is happening right now... follow these steps

1. go to your bank

2. withdraw $200 in 5$ bills

3. get back in your car and drive to the local friendly's (here is the one closest to you.. link)

4. ask the hostess to seat you in the most comfortable yet spacious booth they have available for the next 4 hours

5. slap down $5 and tell her to keep the food coming....

6. do not ask but TELL her you want everything on the menu and not to stop till you have passed out in a food coma

7. when you wake up in prison use change from your Friendly's Feast to call your sister Robin

8. when she comes over to pick you up... tell her to take you to your place

9. when you get to your place... take a big dump from your Friendly's Feast and start to clean up

you will be so happy after that dump and after your Friendly's Feast you will not be mad about your house/room

I LIKE YOUR IDEAS SIR AND WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER.

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I know what you should do!!

to deal what is happening right now... follow these steps

1. go to your bank

2. withdraw $200 in 5$ bills

3. get back in your car and drive to the local friendly's (here is the one closest to you.. link)

4. ask the hostess to seat you in the most comfortable yet spacious booth they have available for the next 4 hours

5. slap down $5 and tell her to keep the food coming....

6. do not ask but TELL her you want everything on the menu and not to stop till you have passed out in a food coma

7. when you wake up in prison use change from your Friendly's Feast to call your sister Robin

8. when she comes over to pick you up... tell her to take you to your place

9. when you get to your place... take a big dump from your Friendly's Feast and start to clean up

you will be so happy after that dump and after your Friendly's Feast you will not be mad about your house/room

Why the hell would he end up in prison?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Adam do you live in a sketchy area?

The University of Delaware campus is located in Newark, DE. Its a pretty poor area. There are a lot of dumb poor people there, and there are tons of petty crimes around campus. If you arent a student there, you are poor. Or you are a poor student :lol:

For example, I get all of the crime reports emailed to me, and I see stuff like "College student held up for his pizza by 5 males in hoodies"

He lives in DE, so yeah. :lol:

Your a retard. The suburbs of Wilmington are nice. And you live in Jersey. Zero room to talk.

I know who it is....

"Asian'd Chrome Spinner Top Down Windows Up Puffy Daddy Philly Fresh Strobey" did it

:lol:

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