Chilled man Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 NWSSony Releases New Stupid Piece Of S*** :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal3thousand Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Edit: Nice catch fudgie! Crazy post/thread mixup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Burnsy Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought ofbeer'. Some interesting responses : 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks theprettier my mom gets.'--Tim, 7 years old 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want ontelevision when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '--Mellanie, 7 years old 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks itand takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is veryfunny.'--Grady, 7 years old ''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more theydrink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a goodthing.'--Toby, 7 years old 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pantssometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.--Sarah, 7 years old 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. Onetime he danced right into the pool.'--Lilly, 7 years old 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns thesausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'--Ethan, 7 years old 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'--Shirley, 7 years old 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on myfather. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to gobury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make anysense..'--Jack, 7 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheapwagon Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Stupid Pothead cop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amrita Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million were injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican Army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community {except France} is sending food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones. God bless America!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmartinlsmith Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 A man goes to his Dr.s office and says "Doc.. I can't tell if my wife has AIDS, or alzheimers, what should I do?". The Dr. replys "Drive your wife to the edge of town and leave her there. if she finds her way home.. DON'T fuck her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmartinlsmith Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 <img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/106709219_6c8be9703b.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /> thats a cool card. but my pickset is bettter... i will have to post a picture later due to my camera missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Burnsy Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Why does the bride smile so pretty at the wedding? Because she knows she just gave her LAST Blowjob.... A woman parks in a handicapped space and a cop shouts at her, "What's your disability?' She yells back, "Tourettes. Now go fuck yourself, you piece of shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithwicks Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 ***NWS*** language wise. How Abraham Lincoln Really Died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrup Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Let Me Google That For You... They even have'live feed' of what people are LMGTFY-ing... http://live.lmgtfy.com/ LOL. "Camel toe turf toe" x 4 times LOL x 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double0 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover... You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece... You circle the car looking for dents and find none... But ... Wait... Wait...just a damn minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 VII 7 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 this was the first picture on the internet I hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfishing3 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 yeah, thats sean(wingnut)s car. he is trying to fix it up for his kid right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 Don't remember seeing these lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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