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She said, I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall,

what would I have honey?

I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?"

I said "Hell yeah."

She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?"

I said "Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

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She said, I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall,

what would I have honey?

I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?"

I said "Hell yeah."

She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?"

I said "Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

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hell yeah :lol:

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this was sent in our company this morning....this person is a VP

From:

Sent: 09/21/2009 09:19 AM EDT

To: All Orange;

Subject: Passwords

Hello: I have/had a yellow post-it note that had all of my passwords....have had it for a very long time...it is missing from my desk...if anyone has seen it or accidentally picked it up please let me know asap, thanks v. much.

Thank you very much,

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man you are a loser

"This car is 99.9% perfect. The only thing it needs is an emergency brake cable. That can be replaced for extra if the buyer requires it, however, because this car is an automatic it is not necessary. The car will also include brand new emergency brake pads.

This car is

This car is in excellent shape for its age and mileage. It can be driven anywhere and is ready to go! Everything works as it should (power seats/windows/sunroof/radio/etc ... aside from the ebrake cable) and it drives perfectly. The interior is the best part of this car in my opinion, it looks new. Anyways, here are some pictures: "

nice

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