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"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."

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^^^^^^^^^ what are you doing to get them to take it down?

oh and a side note... I NEVER drink coffee... and I picked up a Dunkin' Donuts Ice Coffee with skim milk this morning... omgosh my stomach is turning and I am about to shit water.... never again

Damn, the one time I read of your posts that's usually hidden by the ignore feature.... <_<

Way too much info there Dave

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