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2 minutes ago, BurgerBob said:

Read this and thought, "I can help!" Went and double checked who your SS is...you're on your own! :laugh:

Lol yes, I have a few ideas, I'll put something together, got some time tomorrow to figure it out.

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5 minutes ago, Tommy. said:

Lol yes, I have a few ideas, I'll put something together, got some time tomorrow to figure it out.

My tried and true method is to search the user's post history and find defining characteristics/interests. Unless you got some shithead - just send them a turd.

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Once again, I'm way over budget.  

 

Im the guy you want to have you. 

 

I think as long as we've done this, I've gotten somebody I know. 

Not in order:

jvc

reid

adam

matt 

travis I think or it was another CT person  

 

might be another I'm blanking 

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7 hours ago, flyfishing3 said:

Once again, I'm way over budget.  

 

Im the guy you want to have you. 

 

I think as long as we've done this, I've gotten somebody I know. 

Not in order:

jvc

reid

adam

matt 

travis I think or it was another CT person  

 

might be another I'm blanking 

 

I want you to know that it took an absurd amount of self control not to randomly select myself as your SS recipient.

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Let's play the game of mix and match and maybe you can help someone out who has to figure out what to give their SS.  What would you give to whom?  

Only rule: no obvious ideas - i.e. Kevin already had a giant Rambo

1. Patrick - BurgerBob - size small 

2. Mat - MattyXXL - 6 months or 3T

3. Michael - RBoy8 - youth L/XL

4. Kevin - Kevin. - Regular L - Ryan Dunn Fan Extraordinaire

5. Matt - mattb - medium/large

6. Timo - Timbo Slice - Medium (Loves green) - loves bags of dicks

7. Jon - Survolvo - L/XL

8. Erik - L

9. Tiberio - Tizio, medium?/L

10. Shackman - Shack Man XL

11. Brandon - Volvoskiah- N/A

12. Kalvin - kalvin - M

13. AJ - Honeyman - XL

14. Adam - Oreo931 - L

15. Greg - gmsgltr - L (Panties size M tho)

16. Warren - theForgottenone - Medium

17. Anthony - apeacock - XL 

18. Mike - Dick Dastardly - M

19. Tommy - Tommy. - L?

20. Mike - FlyFishing - Doesn't wear clothing

I'll start:

Erik: an Imagine Dragons T-Shirt and a copy of Edward R Murrow's "This I Believe" along with a soft sleeping mask and a bottle of melatonin for when he's traveling overseas so he can get proper rest.  Of course the Volvo themed object would be a set of custom center caps for his new wheels.

Jon: an antique crosscut saw and a box of twelve bottles of the best made Bitters (http://liquor.com/articles/best-bitters-in-the-usa/) - we'll call it the Bitters of the Month club.  Oh, a couple of play Volvo firetrucks from the UK for the kiddo

MattB: A case of Beaujolais Nouveau  2015 and a Volvo riding jersey

Alden: Anger Management lessons with personal singing lessons to go with it until he masters "I Feel Pretty." A vinyl decal to put on the front of his Volvo windshield that says, "Get the FUCK outta my way!" Wait, I just realized Alden isn't on this list...well maybe I'll make him my own SS this year since I didn't sign up either. :laugh:

Timo: a green duffle for volleyball with Dick's (Sporting Goods) emblazoned on the side and a Volvo branded train horn.

Mat: a 1 year subscription to Iron Mountain's cloud backup service plus a pair of these for the baby once walking starts:

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A case of Beaujolais ?! Nice! The jerrsey would be cool too but the wine would do!

Patrick: rain gear for cycling. Easily found on Amazon, Nashbar or even better: your local bike shop.

Kevin: a dildo. Seriously, that joke's not dead yet.

Timo: a gift card to GNC

Jon: weed, lots of it. Dude needs to chill.

Erik: I gave him a book on traveling last year, I think. I dunno, dude has it all. Cool job, smart and attractive wife, healthy kid, fast cars, etc....

AJ: hiking stuff, outdoor gear

Adam: pizza

Greg: detailing supplies.

Mike: BMW swag (go fast parts, not the pretty dealer overpriced junk)

Tommy: bike stuff, a gift card to his local liquor store

Mike: Tack strips. I hear he likes them a lot.

 

You're welcome.

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1 hour ago, matt b said:

A case of Beaujolais ?! Nice! The jerrsey would be cool too but the wine would do!

Patrick: rain gear for cycling. Easily found on Amazon, Nashbar or even better: your local bike shop.

 

 

You're welcome.

Actually, nope. I've got most of what I need there. I want a Garmin 810, or Rapha bibs, or Black Sheep Cycling bibs, or Volvo bike stuff, or a better Time Trial bike, or all of that stuff.

Or whatever. :laugh:

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