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After searching through NIST I am unable to find the standards for the follow, and after this suggest the following be defined as:

_____Fast: 0-60mph in 5.5seconds or less measured at 70 degrees on 2 degree grade or less by radar.

_____Alt: 1320 feet in the same conditions in 13 seconds or less. The following are example of not fast;

_____"Man his car is fast, I saw him run 13.5 in the 1/4" "I bet my car is 6.1 seconds 0-60 at least. "

_____Streetable: Any car that can be driven in LA for more than 24 hours without getting a fix-it ticket

_____Sports car: Any car with a power to weight ratio of 1:11 or better, and able to pull 1G on a skip pad for every 300 hp it has.

_____The following are example of not a sports car; "Sweet, my 4000 pound S80 has 260 hp after my ecu swap"

_____"Sweet, my 500 hp sportscar lost control at Auto-x and hit a tree"

_____Haldex: Crap. Used in a sentence; "Haldex is crap"

_____Monkey: Anyone reading this who cannot do their own turbo swap CORRECTLY, and thinks car thieves should be shot.

_____Used in a sentence; "Josh you monkey, NPT can only go on one way"

_____Sheep: Anyone reading this who cannot do their own turbo swap CORRECTLY, and thinks car thieves should be loved more to make them "understand"

_____Used in a sentence; "Grant stop being a sheep. That monkey on cops needed shot"

_____Vaporware: Anything product you don't have or any results you cannot prove.

_____Examples; "Really guys, I will have dyno sheets tomorrow" or "We will be selling product X, but it dynoed at 700hp already. Are you interested"

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