Che'_Moderator Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 After searching through NIST I am unable to find the standards for the follow, and after this suggest the following be defined as:_____Fast: 0-60mph in 5.5seconds or less measured at 70 degrees on 2 degree grade or less by radar._____Alt: 1320 feet in the same conditions in 13 seconds or less. The following are example of not fast;_____"Man his car is fast, I saw him run 13.5 in the 1/4" "I bet my car is 6.1 seconds 0-60 at least. "_____Streetable: Any car that can be driven in LA for more than 24 hours without getting a fix-it ticket_____Sports car: Any car with a power to weight ratio of 1:11 or better, and able to pull 1G on a skip pad for every 300 hp it has. _____The following are example of not a sports car; "Sweet, my 4000 pound S80 has 260 hp after my ecu swap"_____"Sweet, my 500 hp sportscar lost control at Auto-x and hit a tree"_____Haldex: Crap. Used in a sentence; "Haldex is crap"_____Monkey: Anyone reading this who cannot do their own turbo swap CORRECTLY, and thinks car thieves should be shot. _____Used in a sentence; "Josh you monkey, NPT can only go on one way"_____Sheep: Anyone reading this who cannot do their own turbo swap CORRECTLY, and thinks car thieves should be loved more to make them "understand" _____Used in a sentence; "Grant stop being a sheep. That monkey on cops needed shot"_____Vaporware: Anything product you don't have or any results you cannot prove. _____Examples; "Really guys, I will have dyno sheets tomorrow" or "We will be selling product X, but it dynoed at 700hp already. Are you interested" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneficus Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volvoman Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Looks like somebody has to much time on there hands. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt1122 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 _____Haldex: Crap. Used in a sentence; "Haldex is crap"No, I'm sorry but using the definition is not allowed, you need a sentence using the word Haldex, not defining it again. That's cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che'_Moderator Posted May 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 No, I'm sorry but using the definition is not allowed, you need a sentence using the word Haldex, not defining it again. That's cheating!←"This haldex is a POS". "Haldex' suckiness pisses me off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt1122 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Wouldn't it be something more like, "Your mother haldex." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che'_Moderator Posted May 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Wouldn't it be something more like, "Your mother haldex."←I dont think so? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickThatClutch Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Define Monkey Point. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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