volvomachine Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Good thing you noticed that crack on the center cap mmhmm...you wish old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownTurboBrick Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 This is why men don't write advice columns:Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in bed with the neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had heard a lady scream in the back yard and had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He carried the woman back to our house, laid her on the bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. When I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for ten years. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila ____________________________________________________________ Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Walter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 mmhmm...you wish old man :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAREASS Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Haha man, I was sitting here thinking, "Your girlfriend sucks." Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atombomb Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 ...im not sure what is funnier, the post or the fact that all of us actually clicked on it and wanted to give advice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVC Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 This is why men don't write advice columns:Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in bed with the neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had heard a lady scream in the back yard and had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He carried the woman back to our house, laid her on the bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. When I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for ten years. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila ____________________________________________________________ Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. WalterI actually was just looking for this to post it, then scrolled down and found that you found it, I absolutely love it because the person just doesnt get it... haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo850T5 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 ROFL i was feeling sorry for you for a second there.Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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