Cal3thousand Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 bought .… dane cook tickets ...your first mistake :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Betty Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 you guys think I am harsh for dumping a girl on her period or right after (without us having sex) but I am the one with no horror stories about girlsI think some of the things you do are but not all. I told my last gf if she ever farted in front of me I would never be attracted to her again. She did we broke up...end of story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal3thousand Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I think some of the things you do are but not all. I told my last gf if she ever farted in front of me I would never be attracted to her again. She did we broke up...end of storyWas it a good rip at least? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 VII 7 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Was it a good rip at least?hahahahahhahadid she go out in a ball of fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Burnsy Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 you post the same shit in EVERY thread lol.and i have to agree with dave.Every thread about stupid shit about girls?Probably cause I don't do stupid shit for girls I got over that when I was younger.When ever I say shit like that it is clearly sarcastic since I am quoting it from a rap song. ROFLAnd Dave just likes to think about me jayin' it cause hes a homo.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7KH1PpbMY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvasnicka Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 i went to books a million (30 minutes away from home) at like 11pm got a book for my woman that she said she wanted. i then went to her house (30 minutes from there) to give it to her as a surprise visit. i get there and shes like my mom got me the book yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack8745 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Every thread about stupid stuff about girls?Probably cause I don't do stupid stuff for girls I got over that when I was younger.bingostill funny to look back and slap yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 VII 7 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 i went to books a million (30 minutes away from home) at like 11pm got a book for my woman that she said she wanted. i then went to her house (30 minutes from there) to give it to her as a surprise visit. i get there and shes like my mom got me the book yesterday...wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Betty Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 hahahahahhahadid she go out in a ball of fire?I dont think so i think what happened is she tried to jump on top of me ( i was laying on her bed ~4 ft off the ground, some kinda retarded TU thing) and one squeezed out. She tried to say it was no big deal because in the being of our relationship it happened once before. = digging the grave deeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Betty Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Every thread about stupid shit about girls?Probably cause I don't do stupid shit for girls I got over that when I was younger.When ever I say shit like that it is clearly sarcastic since I am quoting it from a rap song. ROFLok well you can go make your own sarcastic thread and go all off topic with your retarded quotes. You sound like you have turrets your quotes don't fit the thread, any of them. For example if this thread was "My gf is cheating on me" then that lyric would work. Theres and off topic thread specifically for random shit you can go blurt out off topic shit there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Burnsy Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jeez, I'm sorry you guys take everything so personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v4lve Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 punched her in the face, thought it was the best thing i could do for her. Guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9883 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Purchased a Turbonator because she insisted that it would increase my car's performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhiteguy1 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I think some of the things you do are but not all. I told my last gf if she ever farted in front of me I would never be attracted to her again. She did we broke up...end of storyok well you can go make your own sarcastic thread and go all off topic with your retarded quotes. You sound like you have turrets your quotes don't fit the thread, any of them. For example if this thread was "My gf is cheating on me" then that lyric would work. Theres and off topic thread specifically for random shit you can go blurt out off topic shit there :lol: :lol: :lol: you make me laugh so hard. omg lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 VII 7 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I got a girl pregnant when I was a lot younger and she talked me into agreeing that it was a good idea to keep it. She was a fair amount older and I think she was just ready for a baby no matters whos it was. 20 some years later though and I'm glad we kept Adam even though the amnio confirmed he would be retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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