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....racing your mum. LOL. whats up next on the menu, quarter mile with granny?

i love the satirical element in this thread. i found it alot more entertaining than most of the "hell, smoked  my friends 996"-threads.... :D

Finally! Someone who enjoys my sense of humor!

Oh, and beleive me, dear old sweet grandma is next! EAT IT BLUE HAIR!!!!! :lol:

PEACE!

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Wow, I like how you supersized you letters...like LOSER or GET A LIFE, how about DUDE! YOUR MOM IS HOT!.

Thanks for the feedback :D

Nobody wanted to tell you, but it's because size does matter :ph34r::P

(I'm just kidding around with ya. Seriously though, racing your mom? Come on dude.. at least go against a chick you can shag)

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(I'm just kidding around with ya. Seriously though, racing your mom? Come on dude.. at least go against a chick you can shag)

Dude, that would be nice, and a chick that knows how to drive would really turn me on, but, there are not many chicks that do.

Trust me my friend, skill wise, my mother has years of exprience on the drag strip, this is common place at my home to talk about cars and racing and such. Like I said before, she's not your mom. It's kinda like, you have to have been there kind of thing. She's always talks about how she took this kid with a ricer back when she had her Firebird Trans Am, and so forth. She has more stories about her race experiences than you or I put together my friend, it's just the way it is.

PEACE!

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Dude... it's not her experience that's the issue. Some of the most aggressive drivers I know are women. It's the fact that it's your mom. But hey, different strokes for different folks...

We were southren born and southren bred, and when we die, we'll be southren dead! Amen, different strokes for different folks.

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