64pvolvo1800 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 :lol: Dear Leo, I must inform you that the National Geographics in question are not in pristine condition as several of the pages have been stuck together by spunk. We operated a teenage boy orphanage for years and as you can imagine, they enjoyed the photo spreads a little too much since we did not subscribe to Playboy at the time. This is both good and bad news, since while we cannot reasonably charge you for the pages you clearly cannot get to view, we do warrant that all the young men were tested and gauranteed to be HIV - at the time the said spunking was rendered. With this in mind, we have also decided that since a couple of these young men grew up to be quite successful, we must add a premium to the package just in case you decide to extract and germinate the "seed". Finally, in response to your offer, we will abide by your terms but we will require a selling price of $6969.69 for the "added value". Please furnish all your personal information and a deposit of $10,000 in certified funds and we will proceed to disinfect and package for your shipper. Highest regards, Dr. Kevorkian --- On Fri, 1/29/10, Smith Leo <leo.smith62@gmail.com> wrote: From: Smith Leo <leo.smith62@gmail.com> Subject: Re: National Geographics - $200 (Smyrna) To Date: Friday, January 29, 2010, 4:39 AM How are you doing? I have gone through your posting, I am highly satisfied with the present condition as well as the price. I will like to proceed with the purchase as long as you are okay with my mode of payment and shipping plans. I will like to have it as it is. Unfortunately, I can't come over to check it before purchase due to my tight schedules for now, but will be willing to make the payment with my certified bank check , which will be issued to you once i have your information where to send the check.. Full name.... Mailing Address(Not P.O.Box)... Tel.no... I have a reputable shipping company that will handle the packaging/shipping to destination, so you dont need to worry about the shipment. The payment will be in excess in order to cover the shipping cost. I will like to have more picture(s) (if any).Kindly email me your full name and address where payment will arrive if you are okay with this.. I hope to read back from you with the required information so that payment can be issued and send to you ASAP. Thank you. On 1/27/10, Stephanie wrote: > Yes it is. > > Regards, > > Stephanie > --- On Wed, 1/27/10, Smith Leo <leo..smith62@gmail.com> wrote: > > > From: Smith Leo <leo.smith62@gmail.com> > Subject: National Geographics - $200 (Smyrna) > To: sale-w9fsm-15719128@craigslist.org > Date: Wednesday, January 27, 2010, 11:28 PM > > > ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY > ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home > ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping > ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html > > Hello > Is this item still available for sale? > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Ever considered literally shitting in a box and mailing it to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilber33 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Are you sure you're posting on Craigslist, and not Craig's more creepy cousin's list, Charleslist? That's too funny though, especially it happening twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64pvolvo1800 Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Are you sure you're posting on Craigslist, and not Craig's more creepy cousin's list, Charleslist? That's too funny though, especially it happening twice. My wife is having fun shooting them to me for response. It breaks up the monotony of babysitting my office personnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilber33 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Well, your wife is also breaking up the monotony here as well, so thank her for sending those to you and thank you for posting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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