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BenW

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lol, this is going to be a great topic

that said, I think the word filters here are absolutely rediculous  :rolleyes:

whats the point of it...? must be an american forum...oh wait, it is

carry on

ya just gotta get creative ben. That's why I say shiz, and damm, and other creatively spelled swear words.

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Let's have some fun with the wordfilter...one of my favorite scenes...just not quite the same intensity with the wordfilter though:

Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the poking car!

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the poking car! Hey monkeysuck, get your slippery poking jerk off the car! Listen to me, get off the poking car with your poking jerk!

Parker: Shut that vagina's mouth or I'll come over there and monkeystart her head!

Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never poking got up this poking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna monkey you up! And then after that while he's poking up your poking gay uncle over there I'm gonna poking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you poking faggot bitch! You gaylord poking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you poking faggot? You like to jerk monkey? Fontanella poking babyhead monkey!

Bar Patron: Go ahead.

Raving Bitch: You like to monkey babyheads? You like to monkey boys? He's gonna monkey you in the jerk, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to monkey...

Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna monkey you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? The first dance is yours.

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EARMUFFS!!!

Mitch: ...and all I want to do is get some poking sleep.

Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "monkey, stuff, oh yeah!."

Frank: Cock. Balls.

Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

^GREAT MOVIE!

We should pin this... you all got the thread pinned about the drunk/hungover thing.

*waits in anticipation for:*

a. one of the mods to see this.

b. this threads deletion and all of us warned/banned

c. this thread to be pinned.

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