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Yes ipds will provide the biggest drop out of the solitary spring options. The nice thing about coilovers though is that they can be adjusted for such unpleasant winter conditions.

Do you have a skidplate yet Kev?

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Yes ipds will provide the biggest drop out of the solitary spring options. The nice thing about coilovers though is that they can be adjusted for such unpleasant winter conditions.

Do you have a skidplate yet Kev?

I do not sir! Probably getting one this christmas considering Ill be in a hostile winter environment for the next 5 or so years :lol:

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Hahahahahaha

What the hell have you been up to?

Work work work. Boeing is my mistress. Trying to make the paper to vette swap my FD. It's making an appearance at the Toy Run. And waiting for my 3rd nephew to be born any time now. Sister is induced, but things are progressing slowly

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My Volvo is no longer mine!!!!!!!!! I officially has no car.

Failstatus!!

Spencer! Where's my part 2?

To achieve that dope tuck sh*t look, you gotta grab that baseball bat son, in fact go grab your dads autographed bat I'm sure he's got somewhere, and roll the shizz out of those fenders, hint if you can open your rear doors, they ain't rolled enough booyyyeee!! Fawk that replica wheel game, you've gotta blow all your mad cash on that bankrupt bbs company hotness. Oh sh*t I almost forgot stickers, you gotta sticker the sh*t out of your rear window, like your a five year old girl all hopped up on skittles go mad with it, oh and do some of those crooked stickers, cause you want people to know your apart of that mad hellaflush/fatlace/dopeshizz game, get them so crooked that only a confused looking asian kid will be able to read them! Find your tow hook covers, attach carabiners to them and the go to a bowling alley! Now that your at the bowling alley, you know those crane prize machines that you can win stuffed animals, drop some mad coin into that shizz until you win some cute gay little Asian pedophile stuffed animal doll thing, now go outside and attach it to your carabiners, this shows your mad feminine side which attracts those mad biatches and ho's!!! Now that you got some biatches to get into your tight low riding hellaflush whip, you gotta make sure it smells like hellaflush!! Three word brah, Peachy Peach airfresheners, brah you will get soooo much tail if your car smells like bro, it's awesome!! Now you can take your new hellaflush girlfriend (how always looks like she's about to cry and has a bunch of unfinished tattoos) to go get bubble tea on Friday nights!!! Cause the dope bubble tea joint attracts those mad herrafrush enthusiasts, then you can walk around in the parking lot sticking your fingers into fender gaps and telling people that the other guys stance is hella weak.

To be continued.........

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