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You bang a girl in the backseat without wearing a condom and your convinced its still "safe sex"

Your sharing "Volvo kill stories" with Old man Withers from your Grandma's retirement community.

You show up to the dyno and the boss decides to let the 18 year old kid who just started working there the day before..."take a crack at it".

You have rubbed one off to this picture below....yet you think the girl is just.. "so so".

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You do NOT get people mistaking your car for cheap rice.

(as I had happen once when I was driving my Acura " how do you like your Mazdarati?")

The car was gone in a month, traded for the C.

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