Burn-E Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Well folks, it's time for another bodily functions and restroom habits poll. We now know whether you sit or stand and whether you fold or crinkle. Now we want to know how you choose your stall and the thought process that goes through your head as you contemplate specific scenarios. Please make sure to explain your rationale for your choices in the comments below. And if you happen to have any great stories about how you or please do feel free to share so we can all laugh at you with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT5M Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 If im taking a shit in a public restroom at work then im in it for the long haul. Someone starts shooting, im not walking out there anyways. Might get up and lock the door though, (the bathroom door). If someone comes in and starts letting it go like they just ate at the Indian gas station because it was the only place they could make it in 5 minutes, im joining in on the noise bitch. If someones in a stall I do aim for the furthest away. If the toilet is NASTY, ill check the others, if they all suck ill leave. Either find a different restroom or just wait. All in All, unless its gotta come out like a baby ready to pop, ill wait till im home. If both sides are taken in a 3stall im in the middle. if its a 4, probably closest to the corner wall so the 3rd one if 1 and 4 are taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilber33 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Always take away the furthest toilet. I rarely shit in public bathrooms, but if I have to, that's what I choose. I don't like taking poops around others taking poops. Always clean off the toilet seat. And I never use a used toilet. Even my own. If I have to pee and my toilet has my pee in it, I get rid of it first. Gun one is just weird. I chose it out of what VS would want me to do and how to get the best rep points. And if I already in action in bathroom and someone interrupts my doo doo time, then I'll usually wait it out until they leave and then carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 1st and 2nd questions haven't accounted for the handicapped stall... like, 1, i'd go for the first, but if the first was handicapped i'd go for the last... and 2, i'd go for the farthest that not handicapped, even if it's right next to a guy. 3rd forgot to select 1st option, that's 1st choice, backup is option 2 & 3. also, unlike most people (apparently), I prefer to do my business at work... clean, full-bowl toilets, never worry about clogging (or if you manage to, no worry about unclogging), and free toilet paper is a plus. //edit: also LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmzoller Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 1st and 2nd questions haven't accounted for the handicapped stall... like, 1, i'd go for the first, but if the first was handicapped i'd go for the last... and 2, i'd go for the farthest that not handicapped, even if it's right next to a guy. 3rd forgot to select 1st option, that's 1st choice, backup is option 2 & 3. also, unlike most people (apparently), I prefer to do my business at work... clean, full-bowl toilets, never worry about clogging (or if you manage to, no worry about unclogging), and free toilet paper is a plus. +1 on the handicapped stall except that I always choose that one because it's the biggest (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn-E Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 +1 on the handicapped stall except that I always choose that one because it's the biggest (: Hope you have your flame suit on. Someone is guaranteed to go off in the this thread about fully able people who hog the handicapped stall. Even though I'll bet many people choose it just for the reason that it puts that much more distance between you and the next person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmzoller Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Hope you have your flame suit on. Someone is guaranteed to go off in the this thread about fully able people who hog the handicapped stall. Even though I'll bet many people choose it just for the reason that it puts that much more distance between you and the next person. I'm not worried. I totally get that point but I've never once come out and had a handicapped woman waiting on me to finish, so until that happens it's first come first serve! Same thing for handicapped dressing rooms, they're the biggest so I always try to get that one. Someone can give me their opinions, I don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilber33 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Someone can give me their opinions, I don't mind. Girls don't poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ET6 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 When selecting stalls, I always aim for the stall furthest from the door... if that stall is taken then my second priority is the stall furthest from him while leaving at least 1 empty stall between me and the door... if 50% or more of the stalls are occupied then I move it along. Once I've selected the stall, then it needs to pass inspection before I will use it. (i.e. is it clean? Does the stall door lock properly? is it stocked with an adequate supply of tissue? ) I've got some type of mental issue regarding bathroom usage. For example, I didn't take my 1st dump in a public bathroom until I was 20. I've been married for over 13 years and I can count on one hand the amount of times that I've taken a dump at any of my in-laws homes. When I worked downtown for a large bank with many office locations nearby, I would NEVER-EVER take a dump in a bathroom on the same floor that I worked. Rarely did I do it in the same building which I worked in...I usually went to a bathroom in a different building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn-E Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I don't think it's all that unusual Darnell. I rarely use the restroom on the floor where I work, especially since the restrooms are all right next to the stairs so it's easy to just walk up or down a flight. Something about not wanting to wind up sitting near the boss or one of my co-workers I think. And no one I know ever used the toilets in High School - partly because the latches on the doors were broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Slice Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Why do I always come across these threads while on lunch break...and then vote anyways...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ET6 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Yea! I'm Normal.. Now if only some one could explain to me what's up with my bladder. Like, If we go out for beers, it'll take an 1- 1.5 hours (regardless of the quantity consumed) before I need to take that 1st beer related piss, but it never fails that once I've taken that 1st piss I'm running to the bathroom every 5-10 minutes thereafter (not age related either) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I didn't take my 1st dump in a public bathroom until I was 20. I've been married for over 13 years and I can count on one hand the amount of times that I've taken a dump at any of my in-laws homes. When I worked downtown for a large bank with many office locations nearby, I would NEVER-EVER take a dump in a bathroom on the same floor that I worked. Rarely did I do it in the same building which I worked in...I usually went to a bathroom in a different building. 1. well, I'll go with 18, because: And no one I know ever used the toilets in High School 2. love me some pubs but never at a friends house 3. That particular situation is understandable Yea! I'm Normal.. Now if only some one could explain to me what's up with my bladder. Like, If we go out for beers, it'll take an 1- 1.5 hours (regardless of the quantity consumed) before I need to take that 1st beer related piss, but it never fails that once I've taken that 1st piss I'm running to the bathroom every 5-10 minutes thereafter (not age related either) it's called breaking the seal... and once it's broken it's over. don't break the seal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Slice Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Also, why is there no handicapped stall option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn-E Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 1st and 2nd questions haven't accounted for the handicapped stall... like, 1, i'd go for the first, but if the first was handicapped i'd go for the last... and 2, i'd go for the farthest that not handicapped, even if it's right next to a guy. //edit: also LOL +1 on the handicapped stall except that I always choose that one because it's the biggest (: Also, why is there no handicapped stall option? DONE. You can delete your answer and reenter your choices if you like. Who knew that so many people crave the space. I've literally never encountered a handicapped person using a wheelchair in any restroom in my entire life. Though I have used one once when I was in a wheel chair for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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