rodrigo Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 in an attemp to reduce the quantity of quotes from 'Snatch', I figured I wouls start this and see what fun can be had, although I think I am the only in here that excessively quotes from 'Snatch'SO:"what do I know about diamonds?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
550 Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 The sequence with the .50 desert eagle."ya like dags?""what?""do ya like dags?""?""ya know, dags , dags""Oh, you mean DOGS, yeah I like DOGS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s40euro Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Brick TopDo you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible vagina... me.Bullet Tooth TonyNow, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell tazzy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old tazzy, and have brought your two small mincey my mother balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no tazzy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... monkey off.Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir? Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^^ yeah, I know that site too!! "why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger?""well...cause he dodges bullets, Avi.""Are they Lancashire pigs?" :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPTDoh Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 The sequence with the .50 desert eagle.Hands down my fav part! ***"why don't you park in that spot over there?""its too tight..""too tight? you could land a jumbo phuking jet in there!"*crash*"oh phuk me.. look what you've done""it was a funny angle"*look back to see the van directly behind them*"its behind you, Tyrone.. when you reverse, things come from behind you"***oh! and :"you said you'd get us a getaway driver.. what the phuk can he get away from?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteT5 Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Can't remember any quotes... been too long. But this is one of the greatest movies ever . If anyone here has never seen it, go and rent it. You'll thank us later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr8gatzby Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 "f'n Pickey!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aequitas_Veritas Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Hands down my fav part! ***"why don't you park in that spot over there?""its too tight..""too tight? you could land a jumbo phuking jet in there!"*crash*"oh phuk me.. look what you've done""it was a funny angle"*look back to see the van directly behind them*"its behind you, Tyrone.. when you reverse, things come from behind you"***oh! and :"you said you'd get us a getaway driver.. what the phuk can he get away from?!"thats my fave too, also (although it could have been in lock, stock and two smoking barrels, I get them confused):"In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larryo108 Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 thats my fave too, also (although it could have been in lock, stock and two smoking barrels, I get them confused):"In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?"That was Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.How about, "What's to keep you from blowing your bollocks off?"I know there are more of them. I just can't remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aequitas_Veritas Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 That was Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.How about, "What's to keep you from blowing your bollocks off?"I know there are more of them. I just can't remember them.haha, I actually looked it up just now, its from snatch, said by Brick Top, he says my favorite lines. Like:"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c.unt... me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 VII 7 Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 "are you afraid of zhe germans?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 "Whas'up with those sausages, Charlie?""Five minute, Turkish""Five minutes...it was two minuted five minutes ago...""...well, the rabbit gets f&*ked, doesn't he?""wait........proper f&*ked?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 The sequence with the .50 desert eagle.Hands down best part of the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvoson Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Tyrone, there is a perfectly good parking space over there, why did you park here?-That spot is too small..Tyrone, I could land a dammm jumboo jett in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 you guys should see lock stock and two smoking barrells. Kinda like the prequisite to snatch. In my opinion, its even better. Guy ritchie is a great director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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