swdracr Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 "...well, the rabbit gets f&*ked, doesn't he?""wait........proper f&*ked?"Yeah, Tommy. Right before ze Germans get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 "put him in a ring and he poops himself, poke him with a stick and watch his bollucks grow....do you like a dog fight, Turkish?""if i throw a dog a bone, i dont wanna know if it tastes good or not. stop me again whist i'm walking , and i'll cut your f*&king Jacobs off...you f#$ pratt"Saw lock, stock, and 2 smokin barrels....good flick as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPTDoh Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 "we've lost gorgeous george""youre gonna have to repeat that""we've lost gorgeous george..""howd ya lose him? its not as if he's a set of f*cking car keys is he? and its not as if he's incon-f*cking-picous now, is he?*** "we need a new caravan""whats wrong with this one?"*door falls off*"oh nothing, Tommy, its tip top.. its just, i'm not sure about the colour" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneficus Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 If you guys like lock stock and snatch you need to watch Layer C4ke.Its very similar. You will probably end up piss3d at the end of the movie though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 "Avi!""Shut up, sit down you big bald f*&k. I don't like leaving my country, Doug, especially if its not for white sandy beaches, and drinks where they put those little hats on em..""We got sandy beaches...""So who the f&^k wants to see them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberV70 Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 "you ever seen a pikey reaction?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 "you ever seen a pikey reaction?""'s quite a fuh-'ing thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPTDoh Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 "thats my partner Tommy. doesnt mean we hold hands or take windy walks.. what it really means is that i try to keep him out of as much trouble as he inflicts upon me' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 "If thats not worht a bet, i dont know what is...he doesn't look bas does he?""Oh, no, Mr Polford he looks great...its what you pay, Guvner""You reckon thats what we should do, Gary...do me proud?""Its what you deserve, Mr Polford""Pull your toungue out of my a$$hole, Gary...dogs do that. you're not a dog are you, Gary?""Nah...no I'm not...""However, you do have all the characteristics, of a dog Gary......all except loyalty"stun gunplastic bagroll of tape"You're a ruthless little cvunt, Liam, I'll give you that!........but I've got no time for graces. Feed him to the pigs, Erroll."another plastic bag"...AND WHAT THE F&*K ARE YOU TWO LOOKING AT?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Yeh, Dad...you told us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPTDoh Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 "fuck me..hold tight, whats that, Tommy?""its me belt, Turkish""theres a gun in your trousers, whats a gun doing in your trousers?""its for protection""protection from what? ze germans?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 "What's in the car?""Seats and a stearing wheel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenhoeve Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 I'm going to London.Where?London.London?Yeah, London. You know, fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worse weather, mary f'n poppins- LONDON!god I love that movie. all time classic.You're talking about frankie, I've got a problem with gambling, four-fingers doug.you know why they call him frankie four fingers doug? cause he makes stupid bets with bad people, and when he doesn't pay up they give him the chop doug. and i'm not talking about his f'n foreskin either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberV70 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 "all.... bets.....are.... off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrigo Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 "if all bets are off, there can't possibly be any money in here, can there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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