Dd Eastern Canada Stylezzzz

[Asinine]

Only a New Brunswicker could think of this and it's supposedly a true

story!

Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Moncton. After

last call the

officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely

walk. The man

stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer

quietly observing. After

what seemed an eternity while he tried his keys on five different

vehicles, the man managed

to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes

as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he

started the car, switched the

wipers on and off even though it was a fine, dry summer night; flicked

the blinkers on and off a

couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then

remained still for a few more

minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, with the

parking lot empty, he

pulled out and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer,

having patiently

waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing

lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having

consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to

the police station.

This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt that," said the truly proud New Brunswicker. Tonight I'm the

designated decoy."

[fastboy]

sounds aboot right fer the east there eh?

[Veneficus]

:lol:

Noiccce

[Patrick.]

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

[C70drvr]

Haha omg :lol:

[JHEIII874T5M]

:lol: :lol:

[typejr]

that was a true LOL