NataSS Inc Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Nothing like waking up nice and early actually excited about your day and getting ready to go to the office. Only to walk outside and see the drivers side door of your pristine 850 propped open. "Hmmmmmm, I know I didnt leave you like this". Then looking inside to see the glove box open, "I KNOW I didnt leave you like this.". Well, last night some of this earths filthiest jerks decided that the items in my car belong to them and not me. Here is the wierd part though. The ONLY things missing were my cell phone charger and my VOLVO TOOL KIT ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHHGHaWQILJHEF!!!! I loved that little tool kit, I could completely disassemble my fricken car with that thing. And trying to locate another one is going to be a pain in the jerk!So, if for some reason the little cock munching, jerk pounding, pillow biters that took my stuff are reading this. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND WHEN I GET AHOLD OF YOU, MOMMY WONT BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU! Mark my words you little stuff stains.........I will ruin you. I will skin you alive and crucify you as a symbol.Have a nice day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exexpat Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Nothing like waking up nice and early actually excited about your day and getting ready to go to the office. Only to walk outside and see the drivers side door of your pristine 850 propped open. "Hmmmmmm, I know I didnt leave you like this". Then looking inside to see the glove box open, "I KNOW I didnt leave you like this.". Well, last night some of this earths filthiest jerks decided that the items in my car belong to them and not me. Here is the wierd part though. The ONLY things missing were my cell phone charger and my VOLVO TOOL KIT ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHHGHaWQILJHEF!!!! I loved that little tool kit, I could completely disassemble my fricken car with that thing. And trying to locate another one is going to be a pain in the ass!So, if for some reason the little cock munching, ass pounding, pillow biters that took my shit are reading this. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND WHEN I GET AHOLD OF YOU, MOMMY WONT BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU! Mark my words you little shit stains.........I will ruin you. I will skin you alive and crucify you as a symbol.Have a nice dayI hate been violated like this, too. Hope they didn't damage your car much and sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin390 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Round up the VS members its time to go to war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NataSS Inc Posted March 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 The only thing that looks damaged is a corner of the dash. Looks like they might have tried to pry it up to get at the stereo. Only to look down and see a factry head unit and the left it. What really gets me is they didnt touch the CD's or the 200.00 worth of SAMCO silicon vaccum line and didnt bother checking the trunk to find over a grand in race parts...............I have a REALLY good idea who did this. New family moved into the neighborhood recently and brought thier stuff bag teenagers with them. Everything was hunkey dorey in the "hood" until they got here. A week after they showed up cars started showing up with stuff missing and windows broke. And its not like we live in a dump. This is a nice neighborhood. These kids have "career crimnals" written all over them. I hate to judge......but I am.Round up the VS members its time to go to war.[charliesheen]REGULATORS!!!!!....mount up[/charliesheen]Oh, this means YES Kevin, you will be coming over to help with that install tonight.......Then its off to "black bag" operations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the underlørd Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 since i (and others) was/were up till 1:30 workin on my car... UL demands a nap post work..suxorz on the heist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NataSS Inc Posted March 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 since i (and others) was/were up till 1:30 workin on my car... UL demands a nap post work..suxorz on the heist...Somebody call the WAAAAAAAHHHHHMBULANCE. UL needs a nappy pooh. I wont even be getting started till 8pm or so. let me know if you can make it. And besides, havent you always wanted to be an accessory to a violent crime........tonights your chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maiku Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 i don't get why people would want to steel stuff from a volvoi mean, do they brag to their friends that they took this awesome OEM headunit from a volvo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the underlørd Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Somebody call the WAAAAAAAHHHHHMBULANCE. UL needs a nappy pooh. I wont even be getting started till 8pm or so. let me know if you can make it. And besides, havent you always wanted to be an accessory to a violent crime........tonights your chance!lol.. naps are the new pegs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin390 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 I say a snatch-and-grab mission is on tonight with an extensive and "rigorous" questioning session in a secure/uninhabbited place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maiku Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 lol.. naps are the new pegs..what do you think i do at work when i'm not posting :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownTurboBrick Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 thieves should get done in every time.if u bust a snatch and grab + interorgation, try duct taping their mouth to an exhuast pipe and see how long they'll try to man up when u threaten to turn the car on. o and coat of honey and a big jar of fire ants work pretty well too.o and don't forget to cops may not like ur explanation for the naked teenager hog tied in your trunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan_B Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 lol.. naps are the new pegs..Nah naps are the new Jena........warm, soft and every one needs one :pizza: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NataSS Inc Posted March 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Since I will be BBQ'ing tonight, maybe I should make these kids a "Mossberger"My little friend I call the "Harvester of sorrow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the underlørd Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jena Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Nah naps are the new Jena........warm, soft and every one needs one If all naps are Jenas and all Jenas are pegs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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