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I found this on MSNBC, and I almost died laughing. I know it's not supposed to be funny, but the sheer irony of it is just hilarious.

5 children dead, from prayer

It was their time. Maybe they were praying they wish they could be with God. Well.. maybe they got what they wish for. At least they left this crappy piece of sh**t world and maybe in a better one. who knows..

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Ooo... did you hear that? It's satan reserving a lumpy mattress in Hell for you. :lol:

But Lord knows, the irony there almost hurts.

Ironically I was usually the one stuck with the couch or floor when we travelled...

Yeah, I'm not saying "God isn't real" or "God sucks" I just had to point out the irony. Religion = personal call... I'm not trying to start an atheistic/theistic conflict here!

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It was their time. Maybe they were praying they wish they could be with God. Well.. maybe they got what they wish for. At least they left this crappy piece of sh**t world and maybe in a better one. who knows..

I'll bet youre the life of the party everywhere you go

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How can this make someone believe or not believe in God or a higher power?

This instance has Darwin Awards written all over it:

1. Cross on a hilltop

2. METAL CROSS on a hilltop

3. Metal cross on a hilltop, imbedded in the ground

It's just a lightning strike waiting to happen.

Too bad for the kids, it is sad, and ironic for sure.

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How can you not believe in God?

easy...I'm a member of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
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