FixerUpper Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 This morning, when I woke up, my yard was filled with brokeback illegal immmigrants. Then like 50 terrorists tried to recruit me to terrorist camp, but my taxes had gotten so high by that point, I couldn't take any time off. I tried to ask some lady what had happened, but she was a damn lesbo and then I had some explaining to do to my kids. They told me that the country had gone democrat.after 2 hours of hannity, 3 hours of limbaugh. I felt much better. Then I tried to go to 7-11, but the damn clerk didnt make any sense, like he was speaking a second language or something. I was like WTF what should a republican do??? Thanks for listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaff Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 This morning, when I woke up, my yard was filled with brokeback illegal immmigrants. Then like 50 terrorists tried to recruit me to terrorist camp, but my taxes had gotten so high by that point, I couldn't take any time off. I tried to ask some lady what had happened, but she was a damn lesbo and then I had some explaining to do to my kids. They told me that the country had gone democrat.after 2 hours of hannity, 3 hours of limbaugh. I felt much better. Then I tried to go to 7-11, but the damn clerk didnt make any sense, like he was speaking a second language or something. I was like WTF what should a republican do??? Thanks for listening. :lol:Try bribing your senator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///RonalT5 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) WE GOT THE SENATE TOO!!!!!!!!!! Damn straight...This morning, when I woke up, my yard was filled with brokeback illegal immmigrants. Then like 50 terrorists tried to recruit me to terrorist camp, but my taxes had gotten so high by that point, I couldn't take any time off. I tried to ask some lady what had happened, but she was a damn lesbo and then I had some explaining to do to my kids. They told me that the country had gone democrat.after 2 hours of hannity, 3 hours of limbaugh. I felt much better. Then I tried to go to 7-11, but the damn clerk didnt make any sense, like he was speaking a second language or something. I was like WTF what should a republican do??? Thanks for listening.1) I don't like illegal immagrants and not all democrats support it2) That has been happening more over the past six years than ever before3) How do you expect to pay for the war with low taxes. Their tactics don't work because the big companies just invest and the money does not go to anything but the stock-market. We need to tax the top 1%, not everyone. So, unless you're a multi-billionare and you want your children to pay for the war, don't complain about it.4) If you're an idealogical, head stuck in the rear person about gays, you need to open your eyes and mind and be aware of them for who they are, not their sexual orrientation.5) Limbaugh is the biggest douche and everyone knows it. I can't believe anyone still listens to him. Next to Bill O'Reily, he ranks high on the political douche ranking.6) Every 7-11 store has been like that for EVER, crappy analogy, the first one (although true, need stricter laws here in Cali) was better, haha.7) You're welcome ~Mike Edited November 9, 2006 by EvolveT5R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC850T Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 On a more republican note: I am pumped that the campaign I was working on was able to come back and win after the foley scandal broke. When it broke we were down something like 10 points, and over the few weeks we had between that and the election we were able to squeek out a 5 pt margin last night. I am speaking of course of the Reynolds campaign. It was pretty neat to see how the RNC's grassroots efforts work - definately more effective than the Democrats methods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmcintyre Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 It was pretty neat to see how the RNC's grassroots efforts work - definately more effective than the Democrats methods.Remember.......Dean was the king of grassroots. On a side note.....my brother deploys in a couple days for Afganistan. I'm glad the Dems one so many spots so maybe..just maybe he can get his ass back here sometime in the near future. That's a purely selfish statement and yes.........entirely wrong way to look at winning this war but he's the only one I got so I'm allowed. B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC850T Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 The republicans have a far more effective system of microtargeting than the democrats tactic of just blanketing a swing district. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmcintyre Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Good point. Both parties need to cut this recorded phone message crap out though. Laura Bush called my mom three times last week to remind her to vote.......phone calls to a woman whos going through chemo and a bone marrow transplant and has already voted by absentee ballot FTL B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC850T Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Studies show that it takes roughly 8 points of contact to get low and mid propensity voters to show up at the poles. They usually don't bother the high propensity voters, it has a negligable effect. The campaigns try and get the points of contact through door knocking and phone banking. I agree about the robot calls though, but worst comes to worst you can always hang up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert213 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) Am I the only one that remembers the good ole days of double-digit inflation (Home Mortgages at interest rates over 12%) and double-digit unemployment?Those were just some of the consequences of the actions of the Carter administration.Right now, the current inflation rate is between 2 and 3 percent...http://inflationdata.com/Inflation/Inflati...ntInflation.aspand the current unemployment rate is 4.4 percent...http://www.whitehouse.gov/fsbr/employment.htmlOh And BTW...the Dow Jones Index is running at record highs -- over 12,000. I am going to crawl in a hole for 2 years and then pray that I'm not the only one left that is not Muslim and doesn't speak Spanish when I come back out!!! Edited November 9, 2006 by robert213 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdizzle Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Am I the only one that remembers the good ole days of double-digit inflation (Home Mortgages at interest rates over 12%) and double-digit unemployment?Those were just some of the consequences of the actions of the Carter administration.Right now, the current inflation rate is between 2 and 3 percent...http://inflationdata.com/Inflation/Inflati...ntInflation.aspand the current unemployment rate is 4.4 percent...http://www.whitehouse.gov/fsbr/employment.htmlOh And BTW...the Dow Jones Index is running at record highs -- over 12,000. I am going to crawl in a hole for 2 years and then pray that I'm not the only one left that is not Muslim and doesn't speak Spanish when I come back out!!!+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///RonalT5 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Am I the only one that remembers the good ole days of double-digit inflation (Home Mortgages at interest rates over 12%) and double-digit unemployment?Those were just some of the consequences of the actions of the Carter administration.Right now, the current inflation rate is between 2 and 3 percent...http://inflationdata.com/Inflation/Inflati...ntInflation.aspand the current unemployment rate is 4.4 percent...http://www.whitehouse.gov/fsbr/employment.htmlOh And BTW...the Dow Jones Index is running at record highs -- over 12,000. I am going to crawl in a hole for 2 years and then pray that I'm not the only one left that is not Muslim and doesn't speak Spanish when I come back out!!!-1. I hated Carter and he was a horrible president. The Dow Jones is a reflection of the profit of some corporations, not of the nation as a whole buddy.~Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdizzle Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 -1. I hated Carter and he was a horrible president. The Dow Jones is a reflection of the profit of some corporations, not of the nation as a whole buddy.~MikeYou hated Carter? HOW? YOu're 17 years old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jena Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///RonalT5 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) You hated Carter? HOW? YOu're 17 years old!Studied his policies in AP U.S. History. Horrible Prez imo.~Mike Edited November 9, 2006 by EvolveT5R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvo Virgin Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) Am I the only one that remembers the good ole days of double-digit inflation (Home Mortgages at interest rates over 12%) and double-digit unemployment?Those were just some of the consequences of the actions of the Carter administration.Right now, the current inflation rate is between 2 and 3 percent...http://inflationdata.com/Inflation/Inflati...ntInflation.aspand the current unemployment rate is 4.4 percent...http://www.whitehouse.gov/fsbr/employment.htmlOh And BTW...the Dow Jones Index is running at record highs -- over 12,000. I am going to crawl in a hole for 2 years and then pray that I'm not the only one left that is not Muslim and doesn't speak Spanish when I come back out!!!All your stats are skewed,bogus numbers that die-hard Republicans love to tout.Inflation numbers are heavily slanted,and aren't an accurate snapshot of the economy with respect to the middle class.Unemployment numbers only look low because the benefits have been limited to 6 months with no extensions,and the unemployment figures only reflect those actually collecting unemployment. The Dow is all about big business,and is more of a direct representation of how much special interest group,Fortune 500 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD is kissed by the current adminstration,especially at election time.You want a true barometer on the economy.Try asking the average true middle class American in their 60's or 70's when they had it better...today...or any time in the past 50 years. Edited November 9, 2006 by Volvo Virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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