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The apartment building across the street has many immigrants from Mexico who add some of typical rice like variations to their cars, ugly wings and fart cans, etc.

But, they don't seem to have the assets for other enhancements like paint and lights, the body panels frequently are not the same color, and often rusted.

So, would this be described as "Rice and Beans"? Inquiring minds want to know.

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The apartment building across the street has many immigrants from Mexico who add some of typical rice like variations to their cars, ugly wings and fart cans, etc.

But, they don't seem to have the assets for other enhancements like paint and lights, the body panels frequently are not the same color, and often rusted.

So, would this be described as "Rice and Beans"? Inquiring minds want to know.

I can laugh at that. Not super funny.

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Averaging the results of 4 college IQ tests yields a score > 150, therefore not an idiot.

A driver was trying to change a flat tire just outside the gates of the local mental hospital, carefully storing the lugnuts he had removed in the hubcap resting next to the car. Another car drove by and hit the hubcap, scatttering all the lugnuts into a nearby storm drain. The driver, speaking to himself, called out, Oh my gawd, now what will I do?

An inmate of the hospital who was watching thru the bars of the gate called out, " yo, pull one lug nut from each of the other three wheels. Use those three lugnuts to attach the fourth wheel. This will hold until you can get to an auto parts store.

The driver replies, "that's brilliant! Why are you in there? You must be a genius!"

The inmate replies, "I'm in here cuz I'm crazy, not just stupid like you".

Lighten up, twas only a joke, ya know?

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Averaging the results of 4 college IQ tests yields a score > 150, therefore not an idiot.

A driver was trying to change a flat tire just outside the gates of the local mental hospital, carefully storing the lugnuts he had removed in the hubcap resting next to the car. Another car drove by and hit the hubcap, scatttering all the lugnuts into a nearby storm drain. The driver, speaking to himself, called out, Oh my gawd, now what will I do?

An inmate of the hospital who was watching thru the bars of the gate called out, " yo, pull one lug nut from each of the other three wheels. Use those three lugnuts to attach the fourth wheel. This will hold until you can get to an auto parts store.

The driver replies, "that's brilliant! Why are you in there? You must be a genius!"

The inmate replies, "I'm in here cuz I'm crazy, not just stupid like you".

Lighten up, twas only a joke, ya know?

Think someone might try to pull the **** card on you. I say thats stuff, it's all in good fun.

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