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So while in VS chat I noticed I had a new IM on aim. :o

this is what happens next.

hazelwootenrj: heyyy how are u?

bugboards: oh cool more spam vuts up

Nola Ariosto: hey 20/f/California here, found u in the AOL member directory. do u want to chat?

bugboards: Oh freaking awesome, I should let you know I am really 12, and I have aids, as well as herpes. and if you would like i would love to PIYB

Nola Ariosto: than do it babes i want to c u! u were makin me wet

bugboards: Can you send me photos of yourself? and I am sorry but I did not pour water on you, how are you wet?

Nola Ariosto: i hope you wanna talk 2 a horny girl 2day? ;)

bugboards: Oh fur sure. I hope we can be good friends, and then one day when you come to america I can PIYB

Nola Ariosto: i just finished taking a shower and im sitting here in my towel ;) im kind of in the mood to have some fun....u?

bugboards: Oh awesome I am at work right now, Just got done getting a bj from the girl in my office under my desk. I would LOVE to have some fun, do you play minecraft?

Nola Ariosto: aww poor baby i wish you weren't at work.. maybe sometime i can take ur lunch break and we can have some fun for 30 min.. lol

bugboards: I would hope you would not take my lunch break, I use it to eat as well as play some epic minecraft. 30 minutes sounds a bit short, perhaps we could just play after work, that way I can show you my awesome city

Nola Ariosto: do you like when a girl shakes her ass for you? or are you a tits kinda guy ;x

bugboards: I am not sure you can be a girl in minecraft, are you talking about rune scape? if so then I have a character on there as well. It is so awesome you have the shake ass emot. how can I get it?

Nola Ariosto: whats a bot?

bugboards: a Babe Operating a Turret.

Nola Ariosto: i have alot of both... wanna see? :)

bugboards: Yeah sure why not, but wait, what am I looking at? Babes or Turrets?

Nola Ariosto: well i have a webcam i can show you cutie.. I can turn it on if u want? ;)

bugboards: WOAH! You must be playing Halo then if your going to show me Babes AND turrets!

bugboards: Via a webcam anyways

Nola Ariosto: one sec..btw I'm a squirter lol ever had a girl squirt for you?

Nola Ariosto: umm.. I have a camera on my computer i can turn it on if u want me to?

bugboards: Oh yeah all the time, but thats just until I whip out the water house and drown her. Your water gun is no match for my pressure washer

Nola Ariosto:k my cam is up, go here http://www.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.xxx and click the green "accept invite" on the left of my page then fill out your info...see it babe?

bugboards: Awe I would rather not. but it was nice talking to you. :D hope you know this will be all over the internet

PIYB = Pee in your butt (picked it up off tbrick)

woah who would have known xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. com was a site LOL (used the x's to hide a different site)

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Woah does that really work?

cat people plz chime in?

Yes it does work. When momma cat wants control of rowdy kitty, she grabs em there. Thats also how they relocate baby to new nest.

My buddy has a rowdy Maine Coon cat. Big and smart, hell hunt your ass when hes feeling frisky. I snatch him by the scruff of the neck and he calms right the fuk down. Buddy looks at me in amazement.

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its 2.75"

what do you guys think of this air filter? any body have problems with the k&n oil and our mafs?

http://store.knfilters.com/search/product.aspx?Prod=RX-4960

its $65 shipped... meh

where else to get em tho!?!?

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its 2.75"

what do you guys think of this air filter? any body have problems with the k&n oil and our mafs?

http://store.knfilters.com/search/product.aspx?Prod=RX-4960

its $65 shipped... meh

where else to get em tho!?!?

The reason people have problems is because they over oil them or don't let the oil dry. I've run them on all my cars for over 10 years with ZERO problems.

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