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I do not do "fist bumping" and do not agree with these... but its funny

1. If sports are involved, fist bumping is always acceptable.

2. If you are wearing a suit, you may only fist bump if you are drunk. Or if you have just wrapped part of your suit around your forehead.

3. You may not fist bump under any circumstances, in a hospital. Unless Rule #1 (or Rule #2) applies.

4. Do not fist bump someone else’s misfortune, even if it helps you. Just look down, furrow your brow, and nod sternly.

5. No fist bumping between the hours of 7am and 10am. And if you’re watching sports at this time, it’s probably soccer or NASCAR, and then you should really not be fist bumping. High fives will suffice for both.

6. Do not fist bump in a meeting. Even if you are drunk.

7. Do not fist bump your children. Unless you’re drunk, then it’s OK.

8. Girls can fist bump anytime they want. And yes, guys think it’s cute.

9. Do not refuse a fist bump. If you, as a bumpee, believe the bumper is violating a rule, speak to him afterwards. Refusing his bump is not going to help anything.

10. Do not fist bump yourself.

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when people stick out their fist to fist bump... i just shake their fist... when Howie Mandel started to do it on Deal or No Deal... it was already done

well i only fist bump people i know are going to do it back so i don't look stupid

if i were to meet you for example i'd extend my hand

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None of my friends or I fist bump each other. We normally hand shake or low five heh. There is that odd time when we do fist bump but that's when we're just screwing around.

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