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I'm excited for you to have lint free clothes since you were so linty last time I saw you. It was embarrassing.

perhaps when i was rolling around laughing in my bathtub of money and gold, some shards of lint came off and stuck to me before i left. that's probably what happened.

A lint-less Corey sounds exciting.

a lint-less Corey IS exciting.

I enjoy laughing at other peoples stupidity

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and now for something completely different

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perhaps when i was rolling around laughing in my bathtub of money and gold, some shards of lint came off and stuck to me before i left. that's probably what happened.

If you would have taken my advice of converting all of your paper bills to coins, you wouldn't have had this problem. Instead you would have just smelled like the Statue of Liberty's butt hole, but at least you wouldn't have been linty.

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If you would have taken my advice of converting all of your paper bills to coins, you wouldn't have had this problem. Instead you would have just smelled like the Statue of Liberty's butt hole, but at least you wouldn't have been linty.

lady liberty smells like a dirty penny. she's old as fuck, too. get some deodorant up in them armpits. she could use it. i've been up her dress.

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No, inspiring story. Mounds of evidence on the positive effects of music on the brain, learning, cognition, memory, etc. That's why all children at my school get violin lessons everyday, from 1st through 3rd grade as part of the core curriculum ... :tup:

plus 1 fukn billion, your mind works in a heirarchial way when it stores "data". listening to certain music accesses parts of the brain that alzheimers/dementia hasnt effected. dam you protein diesease!

add to their food regiment fish oil and coconut oil. excellent source of brain food

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Just got off the phone with one of our VP's. Looks like I'm getting a promotion. Raise, work from home, and travel to Asia, Europe, and major cities around the states.

So excited, had to get it out, can't tell anyone at work.

^_^

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