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so your mom pays for everything? live it up man :lol:

what is your full ride for?

Yup. Definitely love it and doing stuff around the house lets me sleep at night. :lol:

Ride is for scholastic merit. 3.8 GPA, National Honors Society, Dean's List at school, etc.

joeys full ride.. is for being a muther poking PIMP. hes gettin his PHD.... didnt you know oh yeah!...

joe, cant wait to throw back the sailor jerry with ya at the casa.... man i cant wait...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Bro, I'm getting a handle with our names on it!! Bust out the cards and we pimpin!!

Damn, I wish I still had an allowance. This real world stuff blows.

Yeah, I worked about 30-50 hours a week from the time I was 16-19... then got into university and got a full scholarship worth about 35K. I knew working I wouldn't make 35K, so the decision was made to not work and not risk the scholarship, and rely on mom a bit for finances.

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I hate that singing dork on the free credit report commercials.

Well I Was shopping for a new car which one's me

a Cool convertible or an SUV

too bad I didn't know my Credit was wack

now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact

F-R-E-E that spells free

Credit report dot come baby

saw their ads on my T.V.

thought about going but was too Lazy

Now instead of looking Fly and rollin phat

my Legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at

F-R-E-E that spells free

Credit report dot come baby

*Offer applies with enrollment in triple advantage.

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They Say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So Why am i dressed up like a pirate in the restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my Identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and Ice Tea

Should have gone to Free Credit Report Dot com (Yehaw!)

I could a seen this coming at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit

and send you e-mail alerts

so you don't end up selling fish to tourist in t-shirts!

* Offer (still) applies with enrollment in triple advantage.

:rolleyes:

It's the GUY singing. NOT the stupid lyrics, which I didn't bother to read.

Meh. Some one will read them. and the song will get stuck in their head. so no worries!

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