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So my boyfriend Joe calls me when he gets off of work tonight. I tell him to come over, I'm making dinner, and I've rented a few movies, and since he doesn't work tomorrow, he can spend the night if he wanted. And he says, aww, I can't. WHY I ask. <_< He said, well, I had a big milkshake at lunch, and well, I've been sick all day. So I tell him to go home, let it rip, drink some Pepto, take a shower, get into his jammies and get over here. He says no cause he's all sore anyway and he just wants to stay home and fart... :ph34r:

So now I'm alone, bored, and cant have any lovin' tonight cause my BF has lactose intolerance. Damn it! :angry:

Is that like a straight dude not being able to get any or do anything at all cause his GF or wife is on the rag?!

This sucks. I feel sorry for straight guys now. A week out of every month must be awful.

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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So my boyfriend Joe calls me when he gets off of work tonight. I tell him to come over, I'm making dinner, and I've rented a few movies, and since he doesn't work tomorrow, he can spend the night if he wanted. And he says, aww, I can't. WHY I ask. <_< He said, well, I had a big milkshake at lunch, and well, I've been sick all day. So I tell him to go home, let it rip, drink some Pepto, take a shower, get into his jammies and get over here. He says no cause he's all sore anyway and he just wants to stay home and fart... :ph34r:

So now I'm alone, bored, and cant have any lovin' tonight cause my BF has lactose intolerance. Damn it! :angry:

Is that like a straight dude not being able to get any or do anything at all cause his GF or wife is on the rag?!

This sucks. I feel sorry for straight guys now. A week out of every month must be awful.

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Yeah right. That's like BJ week for me :lol:

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What's really lame is after he told me the situation, I told him I just wanted to hang out. He said no cause he was worried he'd have to go at my place, and he'd get embarrassed. Like I don't know what he does at home. Jeeez.

And no BJ's for me. I don't let him. And I don't give him any either. I have this issue with things going in mouths.

Ask Justin, we've had this conversation.

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QUOTE (Plan_B @ Aug 8 2008, 11:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The begining of the end Nathan :(

try and not get all weird when it ends, you'll just regret it when you get over him ;)

Sometimes I wonder. He's had so many opportunities to end it, and we're still together. Sometimes I like the idea of being single again. I wouldn't have to deal with his emotional ways. (He's a Cancer) But then I just think of him and miss his company. I'm not worried, he gets the runs often. He's a sucker for dairy.

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yeah TMI man :lol:

any how tried installing a MBC on a friends car and once I let off the gas I get turbo flutter and it wont boost above 5psi

I am thinking new CBV correct ?

and theres a cat here that it is making it very hard to type fuzz ball get off my laptop <_<

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