Boost Laggin Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil."Well," he says, "I figure thejob will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700.The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."Done!" replies the government official.300 Post count.I can Haz it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Aaron-- Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 bewbies in chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Aaron-- Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 i saidBEWBIES IN CHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo931 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I just got into Law school! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khax Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 nice^today was my hardest day of the week at school and i didn't write a single thing down all day... i am so screwed for college :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikS Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I just got into Law school!What do you call a bad lawyer?A crooked lawyer?A black lawyer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 What do you call a bad lawyer?A crooked lawyer?A black lawyer?Adam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikS Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 What do you call a bad lawyer?Your Honor.A crooked lawyer?Senator.A black lawyer?Mr. President.Adam?Congrats to him! Which leads me to a thread of mine ...http://volvospeed.com/vs_forum/index.php?showtopic=113809 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomoose Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Congratulations Adam on your hard work!! Now keep it up! AND.... after reading this mess.I found this. and had to comment, cause I couldn't keep my trap shut any longer. :rolleyes: Let's see what he has to say in response. Who's got the popcorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithwicks Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 AND.... after reading this mess.I found this. and had to comment, cause I couldn't keep my trap shut any longer. Great stuff right there. Perfect opportunity to use that gif!Id get a tub of popcorn for this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomoose Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Great. I just remembered, I can't eat popcorn anymore. Damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo931 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Hahahaha JRL is such a douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(n)A-GAME Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Where ya going Adam? And Congrats! (Enjoy your free time now. You won't have much next year.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khax Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 yay no work til saturday :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithwicks Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 yay no work til saturday pf i wish i could work Saturdays... time & a half B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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