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aw stuff son if im after like wedsnay night on everyuclear this kid says hes drunk im not looking at the keyboard this is banginf everclear is so ba i wana make love to that girls face she is so pretty dude so pretty so fine yeah and she doesnt think shes that fine like i dont see that resemblance that is really gay right now whoa i feel it dude i deel it i fleel it i feel it ahhh feeling itm feelin it whoa it just hit me dude im feetin good and hes like ahhhhhh elcohol whoa im kinda trippin but my legs are big and hary like mother monkeyier mu pemnos is so big its like disabantage ad i broke her in we coildnt have sex ehe was wtoo tingight iw anted to make love to her drimnk so me ore acolonmmm aldoocne delicitionsim chillin dude im gonna take a walk

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:angry: This thread aint an excuse to type like a monkey( :monkey: ).

alring homie thi aing t a hat eprot sthis ia apfun post tos dont be hating oj my stuff main . mr dump drunk guy the 401 doug gbrptehre starited this pwest just to be a chill fest alrogjt ... 19 shots eversclear later with kello ya know we gonna dowet down alrignt of yuou cdidnt read the post origninal if you aidnt doanw dont spaeak

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I drank half a bottle of whisky at the fair last night and I was monkeyed up all morning.

I don't remember how I got home, shame I didn't post something here.

All YOU bitches are soft.

I'm on my 5th glass of wine (mr. backspace is my best friend), and things be floatin around, and yes, men drink wine. Fools.

And on top of that, me's in a hurricane... what now? chaos, that's what. have fun.

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